hah, you a big gin fan then, mate? got a partner named tonic hidin’ somewhere, or what? im positive thats not a unique ask to ya...
- @ask-spit
"Corny. I like you. Well, if Tonic were out there he'd've bashed my face in with the glass bottle already, lemme tell ya, I weasel myself in and out of too many bar fights— Actually, gin ain't even m'favorite drink, although it is... convenient. A cheap thrill, if you will. Not as stale as beer, not really worth much either. Somethin' I like to drown in just for fun. On the job, after op, before — I'm flexible like that, aye?" He smiles. It's small, even lazy. And vacant — not guarded at all, if you didn't know any better. "'Bout you? Why'd they call you Spit? Hopefully ends with it letting you walk away with dignity intact?"
