#ask-starrk

[ask-starrk]

what's good losers, it's ya boi, rei (call me raymond and it'll be your funeral)

I felt like this place got boring without me and also found out about my sister being here, so, here I am.

[ask-starrk]

Happy birthday to the best and oldest man alive

to be honest, i lost count of your age, but you're probably close to a thousand, seeing how old you are- anyways, happy birthday to you, pops, thanks for existing and not dying of old age!

i know we're a big pain in your ass and I'm very grateful that you didn't kick us out of the house and left us in the street to be eaten by the street dogs (i would've done that).

i never admit it out loud but you're my hero and my inspiration to become a better person, I'd like to have your patience and your wisdom, you practically raised me because my dad was too busy with his inventions, i know he's trying his best but he kinda sucks at it (sorry dad).

anyways, love you, pops.

@marvelsfavoriteuncle