#ask-tf2-sniperspy

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Uhh..hi i'm new here I have a question what is refer French bread or pizza??🥖🍕 :>

Sniper: Pizza. Lotta topings, fills ya up 'n good for keeping yor hands free.

Spy: Pizza as well.

Spy: I enjoy seeing the bushman failing at eating hands free, he's not as good at it as he thinks.

Spy: His distress over lost cheese is quite amusing.

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

Have either of your medics experimented on you two?

Sniper: I can only speak for myself, mate, but the doc tried to implant stuff in me back to help with.. backstabbing. I still don't know if it worked or not.

Sniper: .. Got a cool scar out of it though.

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

Skate fast, smoke grass, eat ass.

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

Sniper, what is the difference between Blu spy and Red spy's personalities ?

Sniper: Ah, well.

Red Spy is much more conniving. I know 'e cares about someone an' we get along enough to not murder each otha' all the time. Sometimes he can be good company if he's not bein a shit.

Sniper: Still a smarmy prune most of the time tho.

Blu Spy is more laid back, I think. 'E doesn't have the same secret our Spy has to hide which helps a bit. Much more quiet than I thought he'd be.

Sniper: ... that bein' said, he's a royal pain in my ******* *** ****.

But aside from that and the, yknow, opposite team thing n tryna murder each other as a day job? I like his company.

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

Has spy seen the other him in medics fridge?

[Spy does not, in fact, know of the Him in Medic's fridge!]

[... I think he's thoroughly confused of what it means.]

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

what does Spy think of all the piss ?

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

Hey sniper , do you defend spy from pyro?

Sniper: … Not really.

[ask-tf2-sniperspy]

Sniper: I tolerate his existence because he was the first thing in a long, long time that was able to sneak up on me. I can respect his skill.

Spy: It was easier than I expected.

Sniper: Used to be.