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What will you do when you cut down all the trees?

!!!!

T-That...!!

That won't happen.

#you sound just like him.#phase one #ask-the-biggering-onceler #biggerler #onceler askblog #onceler au #the onceler #the onceler fanart #the onceler fandom #the lorax #the lorax fandom #the lorax fanart #lerkimpails #moonmel #moonymelly

hey, have you heard about that thing where it would take someone five years to cut down the entire forest? Crazy huh? Anyway, unrelated note, how long has your company been running for?

Good Afternoon, Lovelies!! First ask of the day, let's see here...

...Well...started in '67...now in '72...

.........

Do you people think you're funny...?

#the nerve.#to say that to my face.#after everything I give to them...!?#ask the biggering onceler #biggerler #phase one #onceler askblog #onceler au #the lorax #the lorax fanart #the lorax fandom #the onceler #the onceler fanart #the onceler fandom #ask-the-biggering-onceler #lerkimpails #moonmel #moonymelly

I take offense to the bat comment.

I-I...

...I-Is everyone here bats...?

Maybe making a blog WASN'T a good idea.

#I'm gonna get eaten before I can even say anything...#phase one #ask-the-biggering-onceler #the onceler #the onceler fanart #the onceler fandom #the lorax #the lorax fanart #the lorax fandom #onceler askblog #lerkimpails #traditional art #moonmel #moonymelly #biggerler

what's the morning routine like, king?

Ah, finally!! My first normal question, very much appreciated!! (Also, king?? I'm flattered!!)

As for the morning routine:

-Wake up in my main bedroom of the factory, best view of the...the valley there.

-Suit up and take the elevator up to my office on the top floor where my lovely desk awaits me.

-Depending on the workload, I'll either be doing paperwork or just wait until my secretary fetches me my breakfast.

#This particular morning I had pancakes. ...heh. That was pretty nostalgic.#phase one #ask-the-biggering-onceler #biggerler #onceler askblog #the onceler #the onceler fanart #the onceler fandom #the lorax #the lorax fanart #the lorax fandom #onceler au #moonmel #moonymelly

buddy, unless you gave us free healthcare, financial stability to afford rent, and food to survive, then 'all you gave' was an article of clothing.

Alrightyyy....!!

I see we have a hater in our midst, people!! Everyone look at them, the one who isn't grateful for everything I've done for...for the world!!

I, in fact, built you all an entire town, an entire way to live. And yet some of you...you people just don't appreciate that?!

I usually would never post anything...negative here, but this is a message for everyone who has the nerve to act this way towards me!!

THE ONCELER!!

It is that you should never, ever talk that way to me like that. Ever.

Is that clear?

Lovely. I apologize for even needing to say this.

#I hope I won't have to ever say anything like this again. Ever.#And for your information...Thneeds are EDIBLE.#ask the biggering onceler #biggerler #phase one #onceler askblog #onceler au #the onceler fanart #the onceler fandom #the lorax #the lorax fanart #the lorax fandom #biggering onceler #ask-the-biggering-onceler #lerkimpails #moonmel #moonymelly

I really would like to see what it looks like outside the valley.

...Tsk.

...WELL I'D LIKE YOU TO INSTEAD GET UPDATED ON MY NEW THNEED SALE!! 30% PERCENT OFF ANY THNEED YOU PURCHASE!!

(O-Only around 2.78 dollars...crap.)

...B-BUT UH, YES!! THNEEDS ARE ALL YOU NEED, DEAR CITIZENS!!

...This should get 'em quiet for now...

#why can't they just listen...?!#ask-the-biggering-onceler #phase one #biggerler #the onceler #the onceler fandom #the onceler fanart #the lorax #the lorax fanart #the lorax fandom #onceler au #onceler askblog #lerkimpails #moonmel #moonymelly

Awww why noooot? 🌻 I’m sure the view is lovely!

Just...no. There's plenty of other things you can see, like my factory tours, or Thneedville...just don't look out the windows or balconies.

There's nothing really to see, anyways!

#just trust me.#phase one #ask-the-biggering-onceler #onceler askblog #biggerler #onceler au #the lorax #the lorax fanart #the lorax fandom #the onceler #the onceler fanart #the onecler fandom #lerkimpails #moonmel #moonymelly

Dear Mister Once-ler! Do you still play your guitar? Or did you become too busy for it?

A-Aw shucks...!! With how successful business has been, I haven't had as much time as...as before. But I'd love to more often!! Maybe before I go to bed for some sick tunes...ehe.

#I wonder if my secretary moved it from my room...#phase one #ask-the-biggering-onceler #biggerler #onceler askblog #the onceler #the onceler fanart #the onceler fandom #the lorax #the lorax fandom #the lorax fanart #lerkimpails #moonmel #moonymelly

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