#biggering onceler

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

Hrmmm.....

I-Is it on...? ...Aha!! There we go...!

Gooood morning, afternoon, or evening~!! Whenever you're reading this, I suppose.

I'm sure (absolutely positive) you all know me, why...The Onceler himself!! Founding father of the beloved Thneed and Thneedville!!

Since everyone I know has been pestering me about making some account-type-thingy for quite some time, I decided, "Well, why not, eh?"

(Sure would help gain more attraction to the business--)

ANYWHO!! Now I've made a "blog" of sorts, so all you adoring people may ask me whatever you wish!! About the Thneeds, about the business....about meeee...!!

Let the fun begin.

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

buddy, unless you gave us free healthcare, financial stability to afford rent, and food to survive, then 'all you gave' was an article of clothing.

Alrightyyy....!!

I see we have a hater in our midst, people!! Everyone look at them, the one who isn't grateful for everything I've done for...for the world!!

I, in fact, built you all an entire town, an entire way to live. And yet some of you...you people just don't appreciate that?!

I usually would never post anything...negative here, but this is a message for everyone who has the nerve to act this way towards me!!

THE ONCELER!!

It is that you should never, ever talk that way to me like that. Ever.

Is that clear?

Lovely. I apologize for even needing to say this.

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

Sounds like a lovely morning!! 🌻 what’s the view from your valley look like? Can we take a peek??

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Mmmm. No.