#ask-the-dif-host

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Where you friends with any of other egos while you were still The Author?

“The Host swallows nervously. Ah well, the Author… knew Dark. In a different way than the Host does now, though, that is for sure. And… he certainly wouldn’t call it friendship, even then. The Author was but simply an idol to Dark. The Host is almost ashamed to think that part of Dark’s current attitude… may have come from his past self.

“The Host didn’t really know anyone else beforehand, though. Maybe he met Wilford once or twice…. Maybe had an interview. The Host does not remember much.”

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“The Host must interrupt his previous announcements with the Weather and Traffic.”

“The Void is clear today. You will find little mental traffic barraging you, if any. The voices of the damned seem to have taken a break, which can be nice every once and a while. Today would be the best day to take a walk, or maybe a waltz through the Void if you so please, though of course always be cautious of voices whispered on the wind.”

“There will be an occasional cloud, the Host thinks, but their many eyes should pay you no mind so long as you enjoy the quiet, overbearing silence.”

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“The Host is sorry he has been gone so long.”

“The Host apologizes, he says. He asks for the forgiveness of all his dear Listeners. He wants them to understand that it was not easy to leave but that Tokyo needed him. Not the city, no, he explains. The person. His mun who previously went unnamed. They had fallen into a deep, dark spell of depression and the Host tried to help them, he says.”

“The Host wanted to do something to help, but he couldn’t do much other than be there, he sighs. But Tokyo is better now. And Tokyo is in the Host’s realm, helping him organize his books. Tokyo will not interrupt, per say, but they will add on, occasionally. Because the Host would like to talk to his Listener’s once again, now that the dust has settled. The Host would like to reach out and caress the ears of the world with his voice, and would appreciate them caressing back in return.”

“The Host hopes all of his Listeners have had a nice few months despite not hearing from him at all, and he is willing to listen to all those who may speak to him.”

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*cracks nuckles (and neck)* Alright. Two questions: How many mini-marshmallows can you fit into your mouth? And have you ever tried to play a twelve hole ocarina (*insert Lenny face here*)?

“The Host blinks, hoping that you didn’t hurt yourself cracking your neck. Um, the Host honestly does not know that. He’s never had enough mini-marshmallows to try. He wonders what a regular number of mini-marshmallows to fit in one’s mouth would be. And the Host has played… many different instruments before. He’s probably played an ocarina before, though he’s not sure if it was a twelve-hole one.”

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I know it won’t make you mad at dark. i just wanna test your limits. I’m here to annoy the world. One person at a time *she laughed and ran off* Come get me blindy! *she ran through markiplier manor. Not knowing where she was going even the slightest*

The Host frowned. “That’s not very nice. The Host doesn’t appreciate that… and he’s not going to chase you. He has plenty of extra blindfolds,” he hisses. Although he follows her through some of the manor, he is mostly heading towards where he knows Dr. Iplier is.

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Hi Host! Hosty! How's your day? It's the start of the rainy season here and its pretty cold. Hope you have a good non-rainy day! Please give my regards to the other egos! - shy anon

“Hello, shy anon! The Host beams brightly. His day has been going pretty well, minus this morning when he had to deal with Dark. That man asks him for many, many things, and the Host is admittedly a little tired of it.”

“The Host actually quite likes the rain, though, but he understands that one could grow tired of it if it’s constant. And the Host will, the other figments, at least the ones he has told about this little… broadcast of his, will be overjoyed to hear that his Listeners are wishing them well.”

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I'm glad you're back, Mr. Host and I'm very glad you're feeling better, Tokyo. I've started anti-depressants since you two have been gone as well, and they're helping me wonderfully. If you don't mind me asking, how do you plan to move forward with this blog? Continue where you left off or are you feeling a new direction? -♡

“The Host is glad that you’re glad, he thinks so at least. Tokyo is ecstatic to see that you’ve addressed us so soon into our arrival. I’m glad that your medicine has been working for you; they have been working for Tokyo as well. Human medicines are so strange yet so wonderful in that way, the Host says.”( ´ ▽ ` ): And I… intend to change some things about what I did formerly. Already you may have noticed that the way I write the Host is different. Unfortunately I don’t think I’ll be continuing any of those storylines, though I may start new ones, and of course I’m always open to roleplay from (almost) anyone. I would also like to do more of those ‘send in a number’ things that people do. I think it will be fun.The Host is glad to be back.

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*she stuffed the rag in her pocket* Doesn’t it make you mad, Host? You want your blindfold back. Come get it no-eyes.

The Host would glare at her if he wasn’t still covering his eyes with his hands. “This is no way to get the Host mad at Dark! This will only get him mad at you, and he doesn’t want to do that! You don’t have to do this!”