The Host nervously taps his microphone.
âItâs late here.... To go a bit meta, the Host is quite sure that this will be the last post on this blog. Unfortunately, ( ´ â˝ ` ) has been struggling quite a bit with motivation and certainly hasnât felt like helping the Host keep up this blog. The Host will try to keep in touch, but unfortunately, he cannot promise much.
Today... well, practically yesterday now, looking at the time, was the Hostâs birthday. Or rather, the Authorâs birthday. The Host doesnât talk about the Author much. Dark doesnât like it when the Host talks about his past, but in the deep solitude of his library, on his birthday of all days, he might as well.
The Host... is sorry. He really wishes he couldâve continued to be here for all of his Listeners, but new situations come and go, sometimes without onesâ control. So, the Host... IÂ suppose, I have one last request.
I would like it very much if... any of my remaining Listeners wished me, the Host, a happy birthday. Thank you all so very much, for Listening. Good night.â













