“The Host’s voice is as calming as ever”

“Why not spend a moment of your day to lend me your ears?” Ask and roleplay blog. I am the Host. Icon by @bingiplierdaily Tokyo/16/bi-ace-agender

[ask-the-dif-host]

The Host nervously taps his microphone.

“It’s late here.... To go a bit meta, the Host is quite sure that this will be the last post on this blog. Unfortunately,  ( ´ ▽ ` )  has been struggling quite a bit with motivation and certainly hasn’t felt like helping the Host keep up this blog. The Host will try to keep in touch, but unfortunately, he cannot promise much.

Today... well, practically yesterday now, looking at the time, was the Host’s birthday. Or rather, the Author’s birthday. The Host doesn’t talk about the Author much. Dark doesn’t like it when the Host talks about his past, but in the deep solitude of his library, on his birthday of all days, he might as well.

The Host... is sorry. He really wishes he could’ve continued to be here for all of his Listeners, but new situations come and go, sometimes without ones’ control. So, the Host... I suppose, I have one last request.

I would like it very much if... any of my remaining Listeners wished me, the Host, a happy birthday. Thank you all so very much, for Listening. Good night.”

[ask-the-dif-host]

Important!

I’ve decided to go a very different direction with this blog and will be archiving EVERYTHING in a different blog before I start anew. Every single post will be reblogged at @ask-the-dif-host-archive

This is going to take a long time since there are over a thousand posts on this blog (talk about a milestone) but when we get there I can promise (or at least hope) it’s gonna be good. If you were here only for the ask/roleplay content and wish to leave, that is fine by me and I will take no offense.

However, to perhaps pique some interest, I will be explaining the base idea to you all:

Essentially, this blog is going to become similar to the event that I never really finished a while ago. This means I will be writing a story where you all, my dear followers, get to make the choices! This will probably not start for another month or so, but I will be working on it whenever I can up till that point, so stay tuned~

[ask-the-dif-host]

Important!

I’ve decided to go a very different direction with this blog and will be archiving EVERYTHING in a different blog before I start anew. Every single post will be reblogged at @ask-the-dif-host-archive

This is going to take a long time since there are over a thousand posts on this blog (talk about a milestone) but when we get there I can promise (or at least hope) it’s gonna be good. If you were here only for the ask/roleplay content and wish to leave, that is fine by me and I will take no offense.

However, to perhaps pique some interest, I will be explaining the base idea to you all:

Essentially, this blog is going to become similar to the event that I never really finished a while ago. This means I will be writing a story where you all, my dear followers, get to make the choices! This will probably not start for another month or so, but I will be working on it whenever I can up till that point, so stay tuned~

[ask-the-dif-host]

Important!

I’ve decided to go a very different direction with this blog and will be archiving EVERYTHING in a different blog before I start anew. Every single post will be reblogged at @ask-the-dif-host-archive

This is going to take a long time since there are over a thousand posts on this blog (talk about a milestone) but when we get there I can promise (or at least hope) it’s gonna be good. If you were here only for the ask/roleplay content and wish to leave, that is fine by me and I will take no offense.

However, to perhaps pique some interest, I will be explaining the base idea to you all:

Essentially, this blog is going to become similar to the event that I never really finished a while ago. This means I will be writing a story where you all, my dear followers, get to make the choices! This will probably not start for another month or so, but I will be working on it whenever I can up till that point, so stay tuned~

[ask-the-dif-host]

Welllll…

Sorry I’ve been so absent. I just haven’t felt like doing this blog much? I mean, I love doing it, but it just… ugh, writer’s block among other things.

So sorry, I probably won’t be doing this very much anymore. It’s really just… causing me stress right now. Sorry.

[ask-the-dif-host]

It's very nice here, so again, thank you. *They get up and limp over to the Host, their prosthetic still throwing off their gait.* Uh, what's your favorite food? I know it's random, but please go with me on this... -🌌

The Host nods in agreement. “Hm… well, I don’t have a specific favourite food, but I suppose I do share Mark’s tastes… so I would probably quite like chicken and dumplings,” he says.

[ask-the-dif-host]

I know it won’t make you mad at dark. i just wanna test your limits. I’m here to annoy the world. One person at a time *she laughed and ran off* Come get me blindy! *she ran through markiplier manor. Not knowing where she was going even the slightest*

The Host frowned. “That’s not very nice. The Host doesn’t appreciate that… and he’s not going to chase you. He has plenty of extra blindfolds,” he hisses. Although he follows her through some of the manor, he is mostly heading towards where he knows Dr. Iplier is.

[ask-the-dif-host]

Alright

Pulled myself together a little better. I won’t be doing news or weather+traffic for a few days cause that takes a little effort but I will be answering asks. Send ‘em in!

[ask-the-dif-host]

I ̵fŗee̢d y̸ou̴ Ho͟st͟y. It’s̡ w̸hat y̸o̸u ̡need. A͘n̶d you k̷n҉ow ͏I ͝wi̴l̷l g͠iven͠ ҉the ͡ch̵ąnc͘e u̷n̢fo̕rt̀unatély̵ ̡Da̢r҉k̵ n͏ee̡d͢s̵ yo̵u or ͟r̕a̧t͘h̀e͠r ̶h͢im͜ ͜rig̛ht͘ ͠now ͟so th̕at̛ w͢ill͘ h̢av͟e t͘o wait͞.͜ ͜As̸ f͝or͢ ̧w͠h́y̸ ̧th͟éy̶ ca̸m̨e to ͞us,͏ w̨e̴ give ͢them̕ ͢s̴om͟e҉thin͏g͞ ̵ţo ̀lo̡o͞k ͏fo̸rwar͏d ̢to͏. So̶met҉hi͡n̴g̸ ̵t͏o̸ ҉pr̕a̧i͘se ̛and ̧wa̴it͡ ͞f͞or̸. ̶W̡e givé ͜t̸h͏em̧ sǫme͜thi͏ng̛ ͝ýou͞ c͏a̢n̢’t. (1/1)

“You didn’t free the Host. You’re just trying to bring back someone long gone. Who even knows if the Author will be the one to take back over if any of them get stronger than his own voice?” The Host glares, and for a moment he consciously chooses to let the voice speak through. “Really? I could give them all the power in the world if I wanted,” the voice snarls. “More than Dark.” The Host shudders.

“The Host isn’t going to, though, because he isn’t a monster.”

[ask-the-dif-host]

*Orion tips xir head.* What is this... Braille you speak of? We have blind people, but telepathic implants make the disability obsolete.

(I can’t believe I spelled braille wrong RIP)

“Ah, well, Braille is a sort of language for those who cannot see.” The Host stands up to grab a book from his library, opening it to show Orion. “Since we do not have telepathic implants here, those like the Host must read using their fingers. You see these small dots? The Host can get words simply from a specific pattern of dots. He could teach you some, if you would like.”

[ask-the-dif-host]

Those send in a number posts are always fun on ask blogs! I can see you write him differently, Tokyo. I think it suits him well. I'm excited to see what you two have in store for us listeners. -♡

(Sorry i didn’t answer this rip)

I will try that though. And thank you, I’m excited to :)

[ask-the-dif-host]

Snapshot was at work trying to organize her study. It had been a complete mess lately and it finally bugged her enough to do something about it. She was currently at her desk sorting through stacks of papers of course she didn’t notice that someone had entered as she was too busy in her sorting. (Facxted)

The Host stood calmly at the entrance to Snapshot’s study, calmly listening to her organize. He knows calling out to her won’t call her attention, but he doesn’t want to scare her. He slowly walks to the side of her desk, waving his hands so she’ll notice him.

When she looks up, he signs hello, asking if she needs help with organizing.

[ask-the-dif-host]

If you want get more questions, consider an ask meme! Those are fun!

“The Host tried that before, but no one sent in numbers… if this post gets enough notes, Tokyo will reblog a few for me to answer.”

[ask-the-dif-host]

Cat names: pickle, cucumber, zucchini, and squash

The Host chuckles. “Those are adorable names, he exclaims. Hm… if he were to name them that… Squash would be the Birman because some squashes are large and white like he is. Pickle would be the bioluminescent cat, Zucchini would be the tabby because some of those have stripes, and Cucumber would be the Manx. Do the Host’s Listeners have any other ideas?”

[ask-the-dif-host]

(wolf) Hello Host! I heard another the forest that you were looking into names. I thought I stop by and give you a few more options like Daniel - god is my judge, Alvin - wise friend, Cecil - blind or dim-sighted, Ebenezer - rock or stone of help, Gregor - watchful, Hugh - mind, Jacob - holder of the heel, Logan - little hollow, Reynard - powerful advice, and Bashiri , Mancio , and Nahshon all mean - the one who foretells the future.

“My, you had quite a fun time with trying to name the Host! And you included meanings, thank you. Hm… from this selection, the Host likes Cecil, Ebeneser, Reynard, Bashiri, and Mancio.

“That brings the total list to be;

 Isaac, Alden, Arthur, Merle, Sariel, Malachi, Cecil, Ebenezer, Reynard, Bashiri, and Mancio. Which one do the Listeners like, hm?”

[ask-the-dif-host]

*They blink.* You... Don't mind if I'm loud? Are you sure? I can be very quiet if need be... Had to, for most of my day at the school. *They glance at the chalk at the entrance, their voice dropping to a whisper.* And If you don't mind, I would like to stay here.... -🌌

The Host nods, chuckling. “Of course not. It’s a nice change of pace to have others over, so really, don’t worry too much about. The Host means, don’t go around screaming, but he doesn’t mind if you don’t stay as quiet as possible.” The Host listens, nodding again. “Of course, my dear. You can stay here as long as you want. The library was just a suggestion.”

[ask-the-dif-host]

*she stuffed the rag in her pocket* Doesn’t it make you mad, Host? You want your blindfold back. Come get it no-eyes.

The Host would glare at her if he wasn’t still covering his eyes with his hands. “This is no way to get the Host mad at Dark! This will only get him mad at you, and he doesn’t want to do that! You don’t have to do this!”