#ask-thneednight

[ineedathneed]

Hey back off mini onceler I got hold of all of the cuddles rights!

TN BE NICE. 

Don't be a sicky butt mc mean pants. 

What is my life. 

[ineedathneed]

pa---paranormal movies?UH SURE OF COURSE , HAHAHA NOTHING BETTER AT NIGHT LIKE A BIG CREPPY MOVIE AMIRITE?!!

AND THEN WE CAN PLAY SLENDER THAT WILL SCARE THE SICKNESS RIGHT OUT OF YOU I CAN'T WAIT. 

[ineedathneed]

A warm tea would be very welcoming. And we can make a blankets fort and watc movies together, any of your choose.

TN please. Stop being so adorable. Blanket forts and movies? Okay. Good. This is happening. 

THIS. 

IS. 

HAPPENING. 

I'm gonna go fire up Netflix. I hope you're okay with paranormal movies. u u

[ineedathneed]

ma'am, you should know that any of my intentions to be spoiled out of my sickness and perfectly honest. I'm a hero, honestly it's my second nature.

What a blunt an honest answer. 

Okay, TN. I'll gladly spoil you. What'll you have? Tons of blankets? A cold cloth? Tea? Marshmallows? 

[ineedathneed]

I would be your sick kitty for tonight <3

Thneednight I don't know what to do with you right now. I want to cuddle you and yet that heart feels strangely deceitful. Are you sure you don't have ulterior motives for this visit? 

[ineedathneed]

Why are you so mean with me?, I just wanted to ask if you could take care of me?

:I

..............

Do you really need a sick buddy? Because I won't lie, taking care of a sick Once-ler sounds pretty damn awesome. I will make you better with hugs. /)u  u(\

[ineedathneed]

You think this is a game little miss?!

I'M GOING TO KICK YOU. 

[ineedathneed]

Oh well, you prefer if I star to flirt with you too?, you want to collect all of the Onceler don't you little miss? (only I'm the rare special edition, plus not a Onceler at all, nooo sir).

little miss

LITTLE MISS. (┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

Go kiss a Bar-ba-loot, Mr. Special-Edition-Not-a-Once-ler!