suppose you want to date somebody, what would you like to see in them?
a pulse....maybe..... (at this point, I'd date a ghost)
a STRONG hatred for green peas
enough patience to tolerate me
a nice sense of humour
around my height, give or take a couple inches
someone I can read fanfics around, HELL, even open tumblr around
must have emotional baggage, cuz people with no emotional baggage are lucky bastards with a punchable face (is there ANYONE who doesn't have emotional baggage???????)
NOT cishet
mustn't be allergic to dogs and cats
ask me something, anything, PLEASE-












