Psst: Three things that I’ve always wanted to tell you.
I’m pretty sure you know most of the things that I don’t tell anyone else but here we go anyways.
1. Sometimes I imagine you and Hugo fall asleep on the common room floor after some stupid Star Wars marathon or something equally lame and wake up spooning. I’d put good money on the fact that it’s happened at least once.
2. That time in third year when you were convinced that some evil wizard was sabotaging you on the stairs because you kept tripping, it was me. I kept sending a very weak jelly leg jinx at you because I was mad that you scored higher than I did on our DADA exam.
3. Cheeto is a severely stupid name for an orange cat. Are you planning on eating him when you get the munchines? No, well, should have named him something else than!