Did you trick your dog into blowing you?
NO! MY DOG HAS NEVER BLOWN ME, JEEZ.

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Did you trick your dog into blowing you?
NO! MY DOG HAS NEVER BLOWN ME, JEEZ.
hey 🎄🎄you christmas 🎄🎄⛄⛄elf 🎄🎄⛄⛄lookin bitches🎄🎄⛄⛄ it’s the end 😟😭❌❌of HOEvember 🍂🍂🍗🍗but that means the beginning😊😊👌👍 of DICKcember 🍆👀✊😏😏it’s time to hoe🎄 hoe 🎄hoe 🎄all over a big ol dick🍆🍆🍆🍆👅👅 tis the season to be all over that dick 🍆🍆👅👅if someone sent you this it means you’re a hoe ass bitch 😱😱😲👅🙅🙅resend to 1🎄5🎄other reindeer bitches who need to get 🍆🍆DICKed 🍆🍆t🎄he fuc🍆🎄k ⛄🍆DOWNNN 🎄🎄🍆🍆this holiday season
ARE YOU GONNA MEME EVERYBODY AT MY PARTY?
DICKCEMBER🎄 is here and u know what that means ❄ HOE HOE HOE season has arrived 🎅 put on your rudolph pasties 🔴 and sit by the fireplace with some hot COCKLATE 🍆☕if u want to get RAWED 👉👌 under the mistletoe 🌿 this christmAss 🎁 send this to 15 of your sluttiest elves 👩👨 if u get 0 back 😔 ur an UGLY GRINCH👀 if u get 5 back 😌 ur a SEXY SNOWMAN ⛄⛄if u get 10 back 😘 ur a BAD JINGLE BELL BITCH 🔥🙌 SHARE in 69 😉💦seconds or you won't be gettin dicked down 😱 in 2❕0❕1❕6
I SHOULD JUST START PRETENDING I LIKE THESE, SHOULDN’T I?
Happy Turkey 🦃🦃Day you Slut👅👅 Be A Smart 🤓🎓📚📖📝 Ho👅💦💦🍆🌺 And Remember Thanksgiving 🦃 Celebrates The Genocide💀💀🤕😵Of Innocent Indigenous People 👦🏽👧🏾👨🏽👩🏾👱🏽👴🏾👵🏽 So Make Sure to Celebrate 🎉🎊🎉🎊 Getting That Dick🌺🍆💦💦💦Instead Of Celebrating 🎉🎊🎉🎊Thanksgiving🦃🚫🦃🚫
I’m really glad I didn’t read this right after I stuffed my face with all that turkey.
HOE HOE HOE! DICKCEMBER IS HERE🎅🎁🎄🍆💯 IT’S THAT TIME🕑 OF THE YEAR📅📆! HAPPY HOELIDAYS!!! IF YOU GET THIS MESSAGE ✉️ YOU ARE ONE OF MY FAV HOLIDAY HOES 😏😏😏 ! SEND THIS 📲📲 TO 🔟 OF UR FAV HOES😈! IF YOU GET 5⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE ON THE NAUGHTY LIST 😏❌ 📝 IF YOU GET 7⃣ BACK🔙, YOU ARE A HOLIDAY HOE❄️⛄️! IF YOU GET ALL 🔟 BACK🔙 YOU GETTING A RIDE ON THAT XMAS COCK🔜 LIKE SANTA 🎅 ON HIS SLEIGH! 👀👀👀! DON’T FORGET TO SEND ONE BACK🔙!😜🎁!!!
WHY DO I LOVE YOU?
It’s the end of COCKtober 😫 🎃 🍆 but that means the beginning of 💦 💦 💦 HOEvember!! 💦 💦 👅 get ready 😱 for SPANKS-GIVING 👋 😏 🍑 send this to 1️⃣4️⃣ hoes who need to be spanked 🙌🏼 by daddy 💘 👦🏽 🗣
WHAT DID HOLIDAYS EVER DO TO YOU TO MAKE YOU HATE THEM SO MUCH?!
COckTOBER IS ALMOST OVER 😭😢🎃🎃 BUT HOEVEMBER IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER 😜💦💦🍆 GET READY TO HAVE YOUR ASS STUFFED LIKE A THANKSGIVING TURKEY 🍑🍑🐔🐔
IS HALLOWEEN NOT SACRED TO YOU WOMAN?
ATTENTION‼️ 💀👻ALL HALLOWEEN🎃🕸 HOES😙💅 ITS TIME TO GET ☠️SPOOKY💀 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏 GET 👊FISTED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE✊🍭 CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬 IN YOUR👉PUSSY😽 AND 🙅DONT🙅♂️ FORGET TO SUCK😩🙌 SOME 💏DRACULA💉 DICK🍆💦😫 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👗👑COSTUMES👘👒 AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪 👀👅💦BEGGING😩 FOR THAT 😍GOOD GOOD😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣ ☠️SPOOKY👻 🍑SLUTS🌮 TO 👁SHOW💁 THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🍆DICK🌽
THANKS BABE YOU JUST ELIMINATED DRACULA AND SKELETON FROM MY COSTUME IDEAS! I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TRYING TO SHOVE STUFF IN ME!