AND, FINALLY, GREETING POST NUMBER THREE. WHICH MEANS IT'S FOLLOWING FUCKING TWO OTHER POSTS ENTIRELY, BECAUSE ALL OF YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY OUT OF YOUR GODDAMN -MINDS- AND CAN'T KEEP YOUR CURSORS OFF MY FOLLOW BUTTON OR SOMETHING!
NOW THAT I'VE RILED MYSELF UP WITH THAT REALIZATION, I JUST HAVE TO MENTION THAT YOU'VE MADE A GRAVE, TERRIBLE MISTAKE IN FOLLOWING ME, BECAUSE POSTS LIKE THIS??? ARE NOT INFREQUENT. POSTS WHERE I AM TELLING YOU STOP FUCKING ACKNOWLEDGING MY EXISTENCE SO AGGRESSIVELY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON, POSTS WHERE I FUCKING YELL AT PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY SAID SHIT I DIDN'T LIKE, POSTS WHERE I SIT HERE AND TALK MY GODDAMN TONGUE OFF ABOUT THE MOST MORONIC, MUNDANE BULLSHIT IMAGINABLE. TAKING ONE SMALL LOOK THROUGH MY TXT TAG WOULD TELL YOU THAT, AND GOD FORBID YOU EVER LOOK THROUGH MY GREETING TAG.
WHY HAVE YOU ADDED ME TO YOUR FOLLOWING LIST? MAN, WE JUST DON'T KNOW. HOW LONG WILL I STAY THERE? LMAO! PROBABLY NOT LONG. HOPEFULLY NOT LONG, BECAUSE IF SO THEN YOU ARE PROBABLY A VERBAL VARIETY OF MASOCHISTIC. IF POSTS LIKE MINE ARE WHAT YOU GENUINELY ENJOY, I AM SO SORRY FOR YOUR SENSE OF ENTERTAINMENT, BECAUSE WHILE YOU'RE SITTING HERE TAKING A LONG GANDER AT MY WORD WALLS YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON SOMETHING WAY COOLER. LIKE BEARS, OR MOVIES, OR PAINT DRYING, PROBABLY.
ALL THAT SAID, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER! IT'S YOUR DASHBOARD, DO WHAT YOU WANT WITH IT. GO NUTS. IN THE MEANTIME, MY NAME'S KARKAT VANTAS. IF YOU'VE MISSED THAT, YOU'RE A SAD, SAD DISPLAY OF SENTIENCE.
WHO ARE YOU, AND HOW ARE YOU? WHAT'S UP AND ALL THAT GOOD, CONVERSATION STARTY BULLSHIT.
