Why are we going on a ship. This is not science.
That smokestack is a stupid color. That's not me talking. That's an objective fact.
That string of flags is tacky. That's also an objective fact.
Whoever did the interior decorating on this thing must have had serious brain and retina damage. This is also an objective fact.
This is not proper cake. Mine are much better. Another fun and empirically determined 100% objective science fact.
((this cake was pretty disgusting.
The day after though I had the most amazing black forest cake ever. But I didn't have my camera. D: ))
MR. CHUBBY BEAKS YOU ARE OUT OF BED. I DON'T CARE IT'S NOON, MOMMY SAYS YOU SHOULD BE IN BED AND YOU ARE NOT.
Yes, we're on a mountain. That's nice. You know what else is nice? Science. Which is not getting done.
I'm not going to grace that face with a comment.
We are in another country. We should be doing science in another country. Science doesn't take vacations.
I don't understand why you humans are so entranced by sunsets. They aren't constructive to testing. Or setting your hair on fire.
FOR THE LAST TIME GET YOUR DIRTY TOWEL PAWS OFF ME
AT LEAST WE ARE GETTING OFF THIS SHIP SOON
((there was a seal towel animal but dad sat on it before I could get a proper picture DDDD: ))