#askbananapuddingpie

[ask-glorious-guild]

Pie@Eternatus: An immobile target... perfect for practicing her accuracy! Pie snuck up close... closer... a liiiiiiiittle bit closer... THERE! Taking aim, Pie shot a stream of water at the little purple guy, aiming specifically at the floating red things on his back.

Eternatus is now soaking wet.

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[theredvaporeon]

Pie@Xander: If Pie wasn't so excited to squirt people with water, she probably would have thought twice about spraying a Water-type with the stuff, but she was having too much fun! Pie, letting out a war cry, lifted her watergun up high and spritz'd the red Vaporeon with a healthy dose of water.

“WHY?!”

[Xander has been startled]

[askbohemiancompany]

Pie @ Brittany: Man, she was really getting the hang of this watergun! This was so fun!!! As she ran, the next victim came into sight, so with a loud giggle, the tiny Bayleef charged at the taller Pokémon and hit her with a squirt of water.

The spray came completely out of turn, Lenox felt herself drenched. She could not get too angry as this bayleef was just a child. Still she could not just not let her off without a scolding.

This changed the minute she felt a rumbling and pulsating from her bag. Is that the weird vine cluster Grohl gave me?

Bulging and pulsating like a beating heart, Lenox dropped the bag to see that the clump began to expand and cause the bag to burst into pieces.

The creature was unnerving to everyone present at the bar. Looking in repullsion as this creature, this thing, grew an eye that when it blinked, it did so sideways with lids that looked like a row of teeth. Lenox was prepared to have to take this back until it did something unexpected to everyone present.

“Who would try to kill one of my friends?! Who wants to test their luck I dare them?!” The creature looked around and realized the girls were not in any danger

That voice. It was Grohl’s voice! It sounded distant as if he was talking away from a phone, but that was his voice.

“Grohl. What happened? Why are you talking through whatever this thing is?” Lenox asked apprehensively. She was concerned for what might have happened to her friend.

“Does that hurt Grohl?” Brittany sheepishly asked.

“Well water had gotten into the mental bulb and it pulled my consciousness into this body.” Talking about all this abstract stuff involving his consciousness and bulbs was really baffling to everyone. “It’s awkward when I remote control it, but I can easily exit the consciousness of this thing and remote detonate the seed bombs I have in the vines. I feel like I’m trying to read two books while driving at the same time.”

The girls were relieved that their friend was not trapped in this state but also there was hanging point that horrified them: Grohl gave them a sentient bomb. Everyone was fortunate that he could take control otherwise it could have ended in catastrophe.

That scream was really high pitched considering how the tangrowth normally sounded. It was not a noise that anyone wanted to hear again. “I want to go on the water slide!” Running as fast as his little legs could take him, the Grohl drone ran towards the water slide. He briefly tripped like a small child running, but got back up and continued running.

No one knew how to process what just happened.

Turning to the bayleef Lenox said with an exhausted face. “This is why you should not spray people.”

(Grohl is now at the water park...as an explosive)

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(Cameos from @asksilvaantrum, @bunchofmisfits and @sometimes-twileon

(art done by @ask-nacrenetreasurehunters/ @niquixarts)