#askcrowley

[our-demon-of-divine-topping]

Doth thee miss heaven?

Heaven is Aziraphale.

[askcrowley-g-o]

@ask-archangel-jegudiel

“Thanks!” Crowley heads off to see his brother.“Jeg?!” @ask-archangel-jegudiel

[kingofhell-x-blog]

Anyone want to chat? I’m getting tired of all my demons, so I decided to try out this thing called the internet that all the kids these days seem to talk about. 

[our-demon-of-divine-topping]

If Aziraphale and an angel who shapeshifted to look exactly like Aziraphale was before you and you had to figure out which one was your Aziraphale, how would you do it?

Invite them to a Sound of Music Singalong. The real Aziraphale would flinch.

[our-demon-of-divine-topping]

so does the devil, in fact, wear prada?

Lucifer does in LA. Satan in home office not so much of a fashion icon. Yours truly hath been voted Hell’s best dressed every year since my little saunter.

[our-demon-of-divine-topping]

Hi darling! Just wondering - which of Aziraphale's many fine features do you find most appealing?

The angel hath a splendid arse, kissable stomach, fluffy soft hair, and a delectable mouth, but the demon prizes his tender heart above all.

[our-demon-of-divine-topping]

When you are a snake, are you very big? Do you go by Crawly?

The laws of physics don’t apply to angels or demons, ergo a demon snake can be any size they choose. Name is Crowley. Anthony J. Crowley Esq. whatever the form.

[our-demon-of-divine-topping]

Art thou partial to tying thy angel up with rope, or doth thou prefer implements such as handcuffs?

The angel doth enjoy chains, but usually the demon binds him with silken ropes.