Babies.

Suppose this could have come at a worse time.

[askcrowley-g-o]

//pls tell your mod friends i love them and take all the time they need

((Beelzemod has been really going through it and needs her time to adjust. She’s sorry she hasn’t been able to come back sooner. -Mod))

[askcrowley-g-o]

//everyone be back it's christmas I am so happy!

((Not all of us just yet, a few of the mods are still processing some things and need to take their time to return to their blogs.))

[askcrowley-g-o]

Don’t forget me

((I’m also back))

[askcrowley-g-o]

They're just wittle babies :(

How cruel of someone to go around yelling at them! Fear not, that anon has been disconnected.

[ask-warlock-dowling]

BOO!

Joshua jolts awake, and is immediately brought to tears. He sits up on the bed, crying loudly as the puppy on his lap starts trying to climb up him to comfort him.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Crowley rushes into the room and swiftly picks up Joshua into her arms, holding him close and shushing him as she sways back and forth.

[ask-warlock-dowling]

Joshua holds very tightly to Crowleys blouse, burying his head in her shoulder as he sobs.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Crowley sits down flawlessly in a rocking chair that was conveniently placed beneath her, despite not existing mere seconds ago. She rocks slowly as she runs her hand up and down Joshua's back.

[ask-warlock-dowling]

BOO!

Joshua jolts awake, and is immediately brought to tears. He sits up on the bed, crying loudly as the puppy on his lap starts trying to climb up him to comfort him.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Crowley rushes into the room and swiftly picks up Joshua into her arms, holding him close and shushing him as she sways back and forth.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Someones going around scaring the babies

That is entirely unacceptable. I'll deal with that anon.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Spam beelzebubs inbox with baby photos

“That’s the plan.” Crowley says with a mischievous smirk. 

[askcrowley-g-o]

Hug da babies!

Oh I am, at every chance I get. Oh, you know what? I should send a few pictures of Adam to Sam.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Are there any worries or concerns with the babies?

As far as I'm aware they're all doing splendidly.

[ask-asmodeus-infernal-sib]

... what's a malt? -🦚

((This is copy and pasted result from a google search now: Malted Shake Sometimes simply called a malt, a malted shake is one of those seriously old-timey drinks that is still found at diners and soda fountains. What distinguishes it is malted milk powder — the evaporated powder made from malted barley, wheat flour, and whole milk. It has a toasty, buttery flavor that’s just a bit savory. Malted milk powder is blended with ice cream, milk, and any flavoring, like chocolate syrup, to create a thick but drinkable shake. Milkshake Cut out the malted milk powder and what you have is a classic milkshake. Made with ice cream, milk, and any additional flavors, it’s a well-loved companion to a burger and fries or simply enjoyed alone as sweet treat. -Mod))

[askcrowley-g-o]

((NO BUT YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND the taste and texture and the everything is different!!!!!!!!!! -Mod))

[askcrowley-g-o]

Please make snacks for the human babies!

A splendid idea. I’ll have to make sure I get things they all like. 

[askcrowley-g-o]

What are you gonna do with all those pupperz?

It’s not clear right now. I figure a few may go to trusted close individuals, but we’ll be having a talk with Dagon sometime in the future. Of course they can’t go anywhere just yet, they still need Eris. 

[askcrowley-g-o]

Joshua's under the bed his room cuddling a puppy! It's very cute

Oh, that sounds just darling. Do keep an eye on him for me, hmm?

[askcrowley-g-o]

Since when is Warlock blonde??

Hmm? Oh, Warlock was blonde until he was about three. Not sure about Adam, though. Or Josh, for that matter. Where is Joshua, anyways?

[askcrowley-g-o]

"Not helpful." Ashtoreth walks out to the main living space and sits down on the couch. "Children?" She calls out sweetly. "Come round, please."

@ask-warlock-dowling

@ask-the-bringer-of-storms

@ask-pepper-galadriel-moonchild

[ask-the-bringer-of-storms]

Adam babbled and toddled out of his room, stumbling on his way and grabbing the nearest stable piece of furniture. “Up?”

[askcrowley-g-o]

Crowley smiled at Adam and pulled him up onto her lap. "Hello dear." She says sweetly as she sits Adam on her lap next to Warlock.

[askcrowley-g-o]

Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo Baby shark!!

Crowley smiles and looks down at the shark-toothed toddler in her arms. "Are you a baby shark, little 'Liza?"

@ask-the-ineffable-being