Sam and Dean are asking questions at your local church in this Choose Your Own Adventure. The question is… why do all the clues seem to lead back to you?
Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Crowley x Fem!Reader
Choose Your Own Adventure
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The Supernatural Characters' Nicknames for you....
Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Crowley, Gabriel, Lucifer, Charlie Bradbury Jody Mills, Rowena MacLeod, Arthur Ketch x Fem/Male!Reader
Summary: A list of nicknames and situations involving all of these characters as your significant other.
Warnings: fluff, comedy, suggestive, emotional vulnerability, I think that's it?
Word Count: 2k
A/n: Fem/Male!Reader because there are male and female options for some of the nicknames - Fem!Reader for Charlie and Jody though. @dontlistentodaisy thank you for giving me the motivation to finally finish this lol, I hope you like it <3
Dean -
He would absolutely call you Baby all the time and make jokes about "the original baby" just to annoy you. Sweetheart and variations, e.i. Sweetness - almost always with an overexaggerated accent, Sweet girl/boy/one - just to make you blush, Sweetcheeks - when he's feeling cheeky/flirty, Sweetums - this one especially when he's feeling silly and just thinks about how much he loves you. Doll, you saw the way he fangirled when he was in the 40s, he definitely brought that back with him. Darlin' when he looks at you with those eyes full of love and whenever he's sleepy. Like early mornings in bed when you pull away just a little too soon, he'll mumble into your ear "Where d'you think you're goin' darlin'?" as he pulls you back against his chest. "The ol' ball and chain" around other people but only when you're not around. Said with love of course. Always as a joke, but a part of him loves it because it makes him think about an apple pie life with you. My Girl/Boy when he's proud. If you gank some vamps with no help needed or scare off a guy at a bar? "That's my girl/boy". Sunshine. No explanation. Just Sunshine. All the time. Gorgeous, Beautiful, Pretty and Handsome are up there, Pretty probably most of all, soft little "Hey Pretty"s when he walks into a room and sees you. Along with Pretty Girl/Boy of course. When he's feeling super domestic and cuddly and just freakin' adorable, he'll wrap his arms around you from behind, lean in close to your ear and say "How's my little humming bird doin'?" especially if you hum a lot but even if you don't, he loves calling you this. He says it very randomly but it's the way he says it, with that low voice that's rough but somehow still feels like a warm blanket wrapped around you.
Sam -
Honey, he absolutely loves this one, it's just so perfectly domestic. He often says "Hey you" in a completely lovestruck voice with those big puppy eyes. He also says it after a fight, when he comes back to apologize for lying to you about some deadly threat or for forgetting about date night because of research. He'll knock on the door gently and slowly walk in with a soft and remorseful "Hey you" and you'll melt. Babe and Baby but he'll be careful not to say those ones around Dean too much, lest he be bombarded with jokes and remarks about the Impala. Sweetheart in tender moments only, especially when either of you are sad or sleepy. You'll wake up in his arms one morning and one of his eyes will be cracked open, the light of the morning too bright to look fully but your beauty too powerful not to look at all. He'll nuzzle into your neck or hair and murmur in that rough and honey morning voice of his "Mornin' sweetheart" and if you try to get up? "Five more minutes, just five" and you'll spend the next hour in his warm embrace, completely content. Sometimes, when he's feeling extra soft, he'll use his sweetest tone when he says "Hey Beautiful" and he means it.
Castiel -
He's not big on nicknames to start with but once he realises they're conventional, he opts for Honey and Honeybee when he wants to be extra sweet. If you're feeling insecure or sad for any reason, he'll wrap you in his arms, tell you soft, quiet reassurances, how much he loves you, and he calls you his Beloved. On occasion, like if he feels the need to 'fit in', he'll call you Sweetheart, but it's never casual. It holds so much weight to it, the single word laced with his feelings, telling you that you have a sweet heart, and that's one of the many reasons he loves you. His favourite of all though is just your name. But the way he says it? It makes you weak in the knees. He says your name with such love, fondness and reverence. To be able to say your name at all, let alone so intimately, is a true blessing to him. To whisper your name in your ear early in the morning? Or say it with such solid love late at night? The entirety of Heaven could never compare. He will sometimes call you My Love because that's what you are. His love. Before you he could never have imagined love, but now? He couldn't imagine a second of his existence where he didn't love you with every fibre of his being, vessel and celestial form alike.
Crowley -
Gorgeous, Beautiful, Pet and Sweetheart are fairly common. He's a bit possessive so Darling and Love will often be preceded by "my". He doesn't say "my dear" as much as he just says "dear" as the former reminds him of his mother. His favourite of all is My Queen/Prince - never King of course as the only King around here is him. He'll say this around everyone and he will say it whenever he gets the chance. In his kingdom? Always, especially in front of his subjects. In Hell? Of course, with a slightly worried undertone and protectiveness. Around the Winchesters? All the time, especially if you're a friend of theirs, and if you're their sibling? Wow, he will piss them off, on purpose every time. He'll be painfully smug with all nicknames but when you're alone and the world fades away, he'll say your name in a way that makes you certain that he would use the full force of Hell for you in a heartbeat.
Gabriel -
He will use every single name in the book. His favourites are anything to do with candy and sugar. He will very regularly call you Sugar and Sweetness. Some of his other favourites are Sugarplum, Gumdrop, Cupcake, Muffin, Buttercup, Dumplin', Pumpkin, Love bug, lil' bug. The classics of course, Dear, Darling, Doll, Sweetheart and variations, Baby and variations - Babe is used very often, generally when he's calling out to you from another room he'll call out "BAAAAAAAAAAABE!!!!" at the top of his lungs. LOVES calling you Gorgeous, Beautiful, Sexy, Pretty Girl/Boy. He will often put "my" in front of these, not in a super possessive way - although he does get possessive, especially around Lucifer - but more in awe. His brain short circuits sometimes and he thinks "You're mine, you're actually mine" in an "I can't believe it" kind of a way. Lady Marmalarde - he'll change it just for you to Sir, too - when he's flirty, well, flirtier than usual. This will often be followed by "Voulez vous coucher avec moi, ce soir?". Schnookums and Pookie as a joke to start with but depending on your reactions, they may become fairly regular. For soft, tender moments, when he stops the jokes and flirtations, he'll call you Firefly or Lightning Bug, because through all the darkness you still shine impossibly bright.
Lucifer -
My Little Temptress/Tempter. He will call you this constantly. Generally more so when you're alone but if you say something flirty around the Winchesters he'll smirk and say with a smooth and devilish voice "Come here My Little Temptress/Tempter". If it's a more serious moment, he'll look you in the eyes and say "You, my dear, are my greatest temptation". He'll say this in painful and soft moments alike. Whether you're facing some big trouble or you're holding each other close at night and never dreaming of letting go. If he's in a good mood and you walk through the door he'll exclaim loudly "Hello Gorgeous!" it's rare but it feels magical every time. If either of you come home from a long day, he'll wrap his arms around you, exhale deeply, sway you gently, music or not, and whisper in your ear "I missed you, my love". If he wants to stir the pot or make you blush, he'll be as casual as possible and say "Good morning, Cotton Tail" or something along that line. He says it no matter your personality type, but if you're soft and sweet like a bunny? This is his favourite. If you're more of a black cat kind of person, he'll call you Kitten or Tiger, if he's feeling a certain way "My darling lion/lioness".
Charlie -
Baby and Babe are extremely high up there and used many times a day. She also loves calling you Sugar. In the mornings, she'll go out into the kitchen, see you making coffee and slip her arms around your waist. She'll burrow her nose into the crook of your neck and hum contentedly while she murmurs into your hair "Can I have some extra sugar, Sugar?" and you'll happily oblige. She will often greet you with "Hello love" and a kiss on the lips or nose when she's feeling extra love for you. Gorgeous, Sexy and Beautiful are all quite common, especially as greetings. A cheery "Hey Beautiful!" as you walk through the door. Even though she's met an actual Angel, she loves the nickname. But she does feel a little awkward calling you that after that one time you were staying at the bunker. You and Castiel walked past her together and she said "Your ass looks great in those pants, Angel" and Cas turned around, replying with a very confused "Thank you?" to which Charlie groaned and hid her face in her hands. She has special nicknames for you too, only ever used at the softest of times, "My Knight" if you protect her or "My Queen", one you called her many times.
Jody -
Baby, Sweetheart, Darlin', Beautiful, Gorgeous, Honey, all the classics. If you are a mother figure to Alex and/or Claire she'll call you Pretty Mama and Hot Mama a lot, making the girls groan and call you both gross. She loves it when you're protective over the girls, when someone looks at them the wrong way and you have to resist decapitating them then and there. You'll go up to them and dish out the most terrifying threat imaginable, walk back over to your girls and Jody will lean over and whisper in your ear "Nice work Mama Bear". If she really wants to annoy the girls she'll wait until you walk in the room and she'll overact as much as possible. She'll look at you a certain way while she says "Hey Lover", accompanied by a suggestive eyebrow wiggle. They hate it. You love it. Win-win.
Rowena -
My dear is by far the most common. At this point, it's practically become your name, not that you mind. If she's trying to cover up something less than good that she's done, she'll call you Dearie. You say it makes her sound even more like an old witch, she casts a muting spell on you for a few hours, all is well. She's very fond of putting "my" before any nicknames she uses, because after all, you are hers, you best not to forget that. When she's being sweet, with no ulterior motive, surprisingly, she'll cup your face in her palms, voice soft like honey as she whispers "My darling boy/girl, what would I do without you?".
Ketch -
Love has got to be the most common. Darling is up there too. If he wants to butter you up, he'll use that smooth accent of his to his advantage, wrapping his arms around you from behind, leaning in close to your ear and placing a kiss, followed by "I love you my darling", sometimes though, he reserves this for soft moments too, loving to hold you close and know you're his and he's yours. If you're a Man/Woman of Letters and you work with him he'll call you "his little fighter", sometimes it's annoying and sometimes it's cute, just like him. When he's feeling retrospective, looking back over all he's done, all he's lost, the next time he sees you, he presses a soft kiss to your lips, barely pulling away to mutter "You are my everything, you truly are Love, everything" and he makes you feel like it, everyday.
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𝐇𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐚𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧
⤷ Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Castiel, Bobby, Gabriel, Lucifer, Crowley.
☾‧₊˚ ⋅ ― gender neutral reader. no description of features. no mentions of size, race or age.
𝐃𝐞𝐚𝐧
Affection Type: Protective & Physical
Dean shows love through acts of service and physical affection, even if he pretends he's not a softie.
He doesn’t say “I love you” out loud—not often, anyway—but you hear it in the way he wraps an arm around your shoulders when you're walking to the car. He always positions himself between you and danger, even if it’s just a rowdy bar. His hand finds yours under motel covers, rough thumb stroking the back of your palm like it’s the only thing grounding him. He calls you “sweetheart” or “baby,” but only when it’s just the two of you, like the words are sacred.
𝐒𝐚𝐦
Affection Type: Gentle & Verbal
Sam shows affection through listening and words of affirmation.
With Sam, it’s in the way he remembers everything you’ve ever told him—from your favorite tea to that obscure book series you liked as a kid. He checks in constantly, not out of paranoia but genuine care. “How are you really doing?” he asks, eyes soft with concern. He holds your face like you’re made of glass, kisses your forehead more than your lips. He tells you he loves you—quietly, sincerely—like it’s a prayer.
𝐂𝐚𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐥
Affection Type: Awkward & Deeply Devoted
Cas shows love through devotion and trying to understand humanity—through you.
He watches you when you sleep, not in a creepy way, but like he’s studying a piece of art he’ll never fully comprehend. “Your presence is… comforting,” he says one night, voice almost embarrassed. He doesn’t always get the social cues, but he tries—bringing you coffee with the exact amount of sugar you like, because “Dean said humans find that romantic.” When he kisses you, it’s slow and reverent, like he’s memorizing you.
𝐁𝐨𝐛𝐛𝐲
Affection Type: Grumpy but Golden-Hearted
Bobby shows affection through tough love and acts of provision.
“Idjit,” he mutters when you get hurt, but his hands tremble as he wraps your wound. He’ll never say the L-word, but you wake up to breakfast on the table and your car fixed, and you know that’s his version of a love letter. When you’re upset, he sits next to you in silence until you speak, then listens like it’s the most important intel he’s ever gotten. “You’re family,” he says once, low and gruff. You know what he means.
𝐆𝐚𝐛𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐥
Affection Type: Playful & Surprising
Gabriel shows love through humor, gifts, and chaotic affection.
One minute you're arguing about what to watch, the next you’re in Paris eating macarons—because apparently, Netflix arguments call for surprise teleportation. He teases you mercilessly, but never crosses a line. “Can’t take you anywhere without making me fall harder, huh?” he grins. But then there are the quiet nights too, when he dials it all down just to hold your hand in the dark, whispering jokes until you fall asleep smiling.
𝐋𝐮𝐜𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫
Affection Type: Intense & Possessive
Lucifer shows affection with obsessive protection and raw honesty.
Loving you is the one thing that makes him feel even remotely sane. He touches you like he’s afraid you’ll disappear, like your existence proves he’s not completely lost. “They think I can’t love,” he says, gaze burning. “But I’d burn down Heaven and Hell for you.” His version of affection is laced with danger, but also unwavering loyalty. You’re his. Not in a controlling way—at least, not when he’s calm. But he’s working on it. For you.
𝐂𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐥𝐞𝐲
Affection Type: Snarky & Strategic
Crowley shows love through clever manipulation and unexpected sincerity.
He buys you absurdly expensive gifts and pretends he doesn’t care if you like them—but side-eyes you until you compliment his taste. “Darling, if you ever tell anyone I care, I’ll deny it until Judgment Day.” But then he appears out of nowhere when you're in danger, burning through enemies like they're made of paper. “You matter to me more than you should,” he murmurs one night, hand warm on your back. It’s not romantic fluff. It’s real.
Daddy issues character falling in love with their guardian angel because it took a creature assigned by god for anyone to make their love and safety a #1 priority
"Apologies dear prefect! But I'm afraid I cannot be of assistance to you."
It was cold as fuck in the ramshackle dorm and Yuu was begging Crowley for help with a heater or something g but he kept refusing. Eventually Yuu gave up but later on in the day they overheard Crowley's conversation with you about a movie date night tonight and Yuu grinned mischievously.
If Crowley wanted to be dirty then Yuu could be double dirty.
That's how they ended up here between you and Crowley cuddles up together on a giant bed watching some Christmas movie. Crowley couldn’t help but glare down at the young child beside him and the dumb raccoon thingy that kept rubbing up against his dear wife and purr, making her smile.
"This was a wonderful idea! Thank you for suggesting this Crowley!"
"Of course my dear, what kind of headmaster would I be if I had let my dear student out to freeze in the cold."
Oh he could feel the shit eating Grin Yuu had on their face right now.
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I’m writing for the third years: Idia, Malleus, Lilia, Rook, Vil, Cater, Trey and Leona. Plus Crowley and Crewel. I also write for the second years (Riddle, Silver, Kalim, Jamil, Azul, Floyd, Jade and Ruggie) and the first years (Ace, Deuce, Epel, Jack and Sebek), but only in a university setting/ AU.
As always: I’m writing yandere stuff.
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Summary: Crowley's a smug bastard.... He not terrified of anything... except you, his wife.
Warnings: silly fun, Crowley being Crowley, teasing, BAMF Reader, Wife!Reader
WC: 492
Request: Anonymous: Hi! I discovered your blog and finished almost all your Crowley x Reader stories. I wanted to request a story. I imagine Reader as the Queen of Hell, Crowley's wife. I can only think how funny it would be if the Winchesters (and Bobby) called his wife whenever he acted like an idiot. Thanks in advance, I love your writing. And sorry if there are any mistakes, English isn't my first language.
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Crowley is on the table.
Not metaphorically. Literally.
Boots on Bobby’s oak table, drink in hand, feet swinging as he monologues like he’s auditioning for World’s Smuggest Bastard.
“I’m just saying,” Crowley drawls, “if you hadn’t broken the last seal, none of this would be happening. So really—”
Dean pinches the bridge of his nose.
Sam’s jaw tightens.
Bobby sets his flask down with a dangerous sort of calm.
“That’s it,” Bobby says. “I’m callin’ her.”
Crowley freezes.
“…Don’t you dare.”
Dean looks up instantly. “Oh. Her?”
Sam perks up. “You mean—”
“No,” Crowley snaps. “Absolutely not. We discussed this. My marriage is not a disciplinary tool.”
Dean already has his phone out. “Too late.”
Crowley lunges—but Bobby flicks a devil’s trap switch and slams him back into place.
“Boy,” Bobby mutters, dialing, “you’re actin’ like a jackass. Your wife deserves to know.”
The line connects.
The room temperature drops.
A woman’s voice answers—smooth, cold, amused.
“Robert Singer,” you say pleasantly. “What did my husband do.”
Crowley shuts his eyes. “Darling—”
Dean leans into the phone. “Hi. Huge fan. Love your work. Your husband is being—”
“An idiot,” you finish. “Again.”
Sam snorts.
You sigh on the other end, regal irritation woven with fond exhaustion. “Put me on speaker.”
Dean does.
The lights flicker.
Crowley sits up straighter like a demon caught in church.
“Yes, my queen?”
“Why,” you ask calmly, “are the Winchesters calling me instead of stabbing you.”
“Well—”
“And answer carefully,” you add. “Because I am in the middle of reorganizing the Fifth Circle and I don’t have the patience for excuses.”
Crowley grimaces. “I may have… antagonized them.”
Dean laughs. “He called us ‘emotionally stunted meat puppets.’”
You hum thoughtfully. “That is what I asked you not to do.”
“It was accurate!”
There’s a pause.
Then—
“Crowley.”
He swallows. “Yes, love?”
“If you do not apologize to the nice boys who keep saving reality, I will demote you.”
Sam’s eyes go wide. “You can do that?”
“Oh, sweetheart,” you say kindly, “I outrank Hell itself.”
Crowley mutters, “…I hate when you’re hot and terrifying.”
“Apologize.”
He exhales dramatically, sliding off the table. “Fine. I’m sorry for being antagonistic. And smug. And—”
“—existing,” Bobby adds.
Crowley glares. “…and existing.”
You pause. “Good.”
The lights steady. The pressure lifts.
Before hanging up, you add, “Boys?”
Dean hums. “Yeah?”
“Any time he starts acting like the King of Hell instead of my husband—call me.”
Crowley groans. “You are encouraging them.”
You smile—everyone can hear it.
“Of course I am.”
The call ends.
Dean pockets the phone, grinning like Christmas came early.
“Well,” he says, “that was easier than holy water.”
Crowley sinks into a chair, rubbing his temples.
“I married a nightmare,” he mutters.
Sam claps him on the shoulder. “You married a solution.”
Bobby raises his flask. “Queen of Hell.”
Crowley sighs. “…She’s gonna make me sleep on the obsidian couch.”
