#askcrowleykingofhell

[serpensrex]

Mun: Hi Crowley~! *waves* Would you say that Phoenix, when it's windy, is hotter than hell? *Crowley wink* ((I had to XD))

Not hotter than (it’s impossible to get that hot topside), but maybe hot as Hell.

And what exactly does “Crowley wink” mean…? I would kind of like to know, being Crowley and all.

[serpensrex]

Whoa, it's hot in here...

Yes it is, Captain Obvious. 

[serpensrex]

"Hallo!" Gilbert said with a smile. "Vhat do you think of beer?"

I enjoy beer. Demons like myself can’t really get properly drunk, but beer is good nonetheless.

[askcrowley-in-sales]

Castiel...

Or Dean...

Why not both? Even though Castiel has tried to kill me less...

[askcrowley-in-sales]

I'm not dead yet! I feel happy!

OOC:

Hey guys, I'm sorry about lack of updates as of late, I'm really busy with (mostly) school and a few other things to keep my adult life afloat.

I have all of your asks waiting in my inbox and I will get to them as soon as I can! Some of them I just need to come up with good responses, and then get into cosplay before completely thinking the responses aren't funny/good responses anymore. XD Lately I've been doing a lot of 'self-searching' and keeping to myself by dropping off the face of the planet to everyone online. Just trying to keep it together for finals and all that crazy stuff come May.

I'm also attending StarFest this weekend as Crowley too, so I'll hopefully get a few done before I get out of cosplay. So, no worries! I figured I'd update you all on what was going on in my personal life so you can all see I am not dead and hopefully forgive me for being a bad little demon. ; A;

I love you all! Thanks for sticking with me and hi, new watchers!

[askcrowley-in-sales]

A contract or good sex?

A contract or good sex.

Contracts are easy to find, but good sex is nearly impossible. Angels do it best though, love.

[askcrowley-in-sales]

Oh, that silly old thing?

It must have washed off in the tub since I don't see it here.

Plus, tattoos are so yesterday. If he liked it, he should have put an anti-possession ring on it.

It's cute how you humans think I'm really just the King of Hell.

[askcrowley-in-sales]

I'm trying out a new meatsuit.

I hope you like it....