#askedwardnygma

[dontregretnothing-blog1]

We are open!

Feel free to ask anything you want, just specify for whom is the question.

We have two owners, so, the style will vary.

[drscarecrowcrane]

how in heavens name did you think a scarecrow mask was a good idea? Honestly, though

Well it wasn't my first idea. First thing I thought of that would really scare people was a mummy, but it was really hard walking around without the toilet paper tearing and getting caught on things. Then I thought maybe a werewolf, but no matter how matter bathtubs of Rogaine I soaked myself in I couldn't get sufficient enough body hair growth. My last failed idea was to terrify people by dressing up as commitment, which is the greatest fear of many, but people kept stepping on the train of the wedding dress which made it very difficult to escape from the police, even when I distracted them by throwing the bouquet and they all rushed to catch it.  

So I settled on the Scarecrow, and I think it works great. The wedding dress is now strictly weekend attire.