Anon: So, Dex, with a little over ten days till the big event, I have to ask: How have you been fairing? Are you starting to get excited?
Dex: Honestly, I'd rather it just be OVER.
I mean don't get me wrong or nothin'. I'm real happy we're havin' an egg and all it's just...
I am so BORED. Vik don't want me leavin' the house just to be safe. I told 'em I wanted to check on the chickens and e brough Twik in here to keep me company.
Vik: I brought you some food. Are you feeling alright?
Dex: Just a little tuckered out and antsy. I don't like bein' cooped up like this.
Vik: I know but it won't be too much longer.
Hannath87: he he he should be pretty hot to see this baby growing inside of you even being an egg, I will not take too long to come out, I think cute are endersbabies, especially when they are born! ^^
Dex: Hot? But I don't even have a fever...?
Vik: Of course you don't have a fever, you haven't been out in the rain!
(Shrike: The fever that Vik is mentioning is Blink Fever, which in our headcanon Endermen get from teleporting too much in the rain. There's a lot of terms like hot and sexy that my Endermen just don't understand. They understand the idea of things being sexy or a turn on but they don't actually have a word for it.)