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The brown wolf lolled his tongue again, tail beating almost sarcastically. Tarvek had the very strong feeling the wolf was laughing at him. Alright. Lady Agatha Heterodyne was bonded to four wolves at once. This wasn’t even the weirdest thing he had ever heard about a Mechanicsburger. (The thing was that he’d assumed most of the rest were lies.)

Tarvek is taking a moment to adjust (chp. 1)

I’ve Come to Claim a Heart From Thee by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (AO3) Girl Genius – Teen – Agatha Heterodyne/Tarvek Sturmvoraus #Alternate Universe #No Sparks #Attempted Sexual Assault #Violence #Psychic Bond #Jaegers are wolves #Psychic Wolves

Valois for grace and perfect poise, it was said, Stuart for unmatched hunting prowess, Wulfenbach for robustness and unity of purpose -- and Heterodyne for the monster under the bed.

[uchiha-itachi-amaterasu]

Itachi and Sasuke -cute chibis by askerian on deviantart

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today’s GG with askerian

Askerian: did you see today's GG? i really like old albia Elanor Pam: Yeah! She’s way more fun than current albia Elanor Pam: Like... more vivacious and engaging Askerian: she's ..alive? Elanor Pam: The personality drift there was pretty extreme Askerian: and warm Elanor Pam: Yeah! Askerian: not all weirdly distanced from humanity Askerian: like "oh what cute little pets" Askerian: she says she's hella good at reading people but you can still feel that she IS people Askerian: goddess albia is upsetting now. because i don't want that to happen to agatha :/ Elanor Pam: Prediction for this arc: albia has to restore her personality from backup for some reason and goes back to being big fun

Elanor Pam: Yup yup Elanor Pam: Yyyyeah Elanor Pam: But I think she’ll remember, or at least relearn, eventually Elanor Pam: If there’s one thing the main trio has been doing, is learning from the foibles and mistakes of their predecessors Elanor Pam: And albia is one hell of a predecessor to learn from Elanor Pam: And also... I wonder if Albia can still be said to be good at reading people Askerian: oh man, old albia coming back would be so fun Elanor Pam: Yeah Askerian: oh yeaaaaah she's been misreading agatha something awful Askerian: RAKETHORN, pfffffffffffffft PLEASE Elanor Pam: Frankly, having seen her now, I think she narratively MUST come back? Askerian: oh? Elanor Pam: Albia is too far removed from humanity, she needs to return to her roots Askerian: well agatha oughta meet her for sure Askerian: idk if she'd come back for good Askerian: ...agatha would prolly have to destroy her if she pushes the owning thing too far >_> Elanor Pam: Maybe not as far back as original flavor, but far enough back to remember what she’s really about Askerian: so yes in that case Askerian: I like this idea Elanor Pam: But yeah, she needs to remember! Askerian: mmm Askerian: yeah, she's been offloading her own memories so much Elanor Pam: Also, another fun idea: Memory!Albia vs present day Albia Askerian: and this is a very cool place so narratively agatha must make a trip through it Askerian: ohh Elanor Pam: Yeah! Askerian: oh man old albia reading new albia and like. Taking her apart mentally Elanor Pam: YES Elanor Pam: Personality drift Askerian: oh MAN Elanor Pam: They’re so different right now? They might well be different people Elanor Pam: And present Albia at the very least needs some humbling Askerian: yeeeeeeeee Askerian: ok i'm excited now

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“Jah, Hy get hyu, Jäger is a tough act to follow! Effry act of luv after that, so boring, so bland--” “If you finish I’m going to hit you in the face.” “Oh-ho!” “With my tools.”

Jägers only respond to threats of excessive violence (chp. 3)

Nuée Ardente by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (AO3) Girl Genius – Explicit – Original Male Character/Original Male Character #Original Characters Adventure #Escape #Violence #Romance #Lava #Burn Wounds #Bad Flirting #Some Internalized Homophobia

The brand new secret tunnel behind Frau Crina’s Bar and Bagels had not been outfitted with lamps, and it was the middle of a drizzly mountain night.

The reddish glow and dry heat that slowly grew the farther Sorin went had him chanting “Don’t be lava, don’t be lava” from the second he noticed his hair was drying to the time the tunnel opened onto a ridiculously large cave.

It was, of course, lava.

-- Sorin Petrescu is a perfectly normal blacksmith’s apprentice, and is perfectly content with his life. He did not sign on to discover things he shouldn’t know and go on the run with a Jägermonster.

Or make out with him, either.

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“I got sardines in the fridge. We can lay a defensive perimeter.” “Hey, that’s no fair!” “Shush, you, you’re not invited to the heist prevention talk.” “He never is,” Kudo said with mock-philosophy, “yet it never does seem to stop him. But I think if we add a couple kois in fishbowls at strategic points we can revolutionize Kid-proof security.”

Heiji and Shinichi discuss unconventional security measures (chp. 2)

Twin Trouble by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (AO3) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Expicit – Hattori Heiji/Kudo Shinichi/Kuroba Kaito #Alternate Universe #Humor #Polyamory #Threesome #Relationships #Sex #Porn #Twin Kink #No actual Incest

Kuroba and Kudo had to be on very good terms if they were a) calling each other ‘boyfriend’, b) doing cases together and c) on a first name basis. Especially on a first name basis, and in public too, and not even a -kun or a -san to be heard. Heiji tilted his head, frowning a little bit. Either Kudo was suddenly the kind of guy who trusted way fast or they’d known each other a good long while; but last week was the first he’d heard of this Kuroba guy, and damn it but Heiji was Kudo’s best friend. “Where’d you guys meet?”

Kuroba grinned again, or more like upped the wattage on the grin that hadn’t really left his face in full. “Oh, at a Kid heist.”

“Ah, those are fun--” Wait a sec.

Waiiiiit a sec.

Part 7 of the Swingersverse series (AO3)

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Kazuha’d told him some about Neechan and Kudo’s new boyfriend but somehow he hadn’t thought he’d look like a twin fantasy come to life. God. “You kinky bastard,” Heiji whispered to Kudo. The twin cracked up again, crumpling on his shoulder. Heiji wondered vaguely if enjoying that meant he was being disloyal.

Hattori POV (chp. 1)

Twin Trouble by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (AO3) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Expicit – Hattori Heiji/Kudo Shinichi/Kuroba Kaito #Alternate Universe #Humor #Polyamory #Threesome #Relationships #Sex #Porn #Twin Kink #No actual Incest

Kuroba and Kudo had to be on very good terms if they were a) calling each other ‘boyfriend’, b) doing cases together and c) on a first name basis. Especially on a first name basis, and in public too, and not even a -kun or a -san to be heard. Heiji tilted his head, frowning a little bit. Either Kudo was suddenly the kind of guy who trusted way fast or they’d known each other a good long while; but last week was the first he’d heard of this Kuroba guy, and damn it but Heiji was Kudo’s best friend. “Where’d you guys meet?”

Kuroba grinned again, or more like upped the wattage on the grin that hadn’t really left his face in full. “Oh, at a Kid heist.”

“Ah, those are fun--” Wait a sec.

Waiiiiit a sec.

Part 7 of the Swingersverse series (AO3)

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“There’s… fish in my pond,” Heiji repeated slowly. Kudo twisted his head aside to free his mouth, caught Kuroba’s wrists. “And if he’s too noisy -- gack! -- they might hear him and track him down… slowly… flopping around on the ground… all wet and gluey and scaly… Until they find him…” Kuroba shuddered, slunk off Kudo and gave him a jaundiced look. “I hate you forever. I’m going home and taking Ran and we’re going on the lam without you.” A pause. “Also I’m drinking your sake.”

Shinichi reveals the logic behind Kaito’s good behavior (chp. 2)

Twin Trouble by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (AO3) Case Closed (Meitantei Conan) – Expicit – Hattori Heiji/Kudo Shinichi/Kuroba Kaito #Alternate Universe #Humor #Polyamory #Threesome #Relationships #Sex #Porn #Twin Kink #No actual Incest

Kuroba and Kudo had to be on very good terms if they were a) calling each other ‘boyfriend’, b) doing cases together and c) on a first name basis. Especially on a first name basis, and in public too, and not even a -kun or a -san to be heard. Heiji tilted his head, frowning a little bit. Either Kudo was suddenly the kind of guy who trusted way fast or they’d known each other a good long while; but last week was the first he’d heard of this Kuroba guy, and damn it but Heiji was Kudo’s best friend. “Where’d you guys meet?”

Kuroba grinned again, or more like upped the wattage on the grin that hadn’t really left his face in full. “Oh, at a Kid heist.”

“Ah, those are fun--” Wait a sec.

Waiiiiit a sec.

Part 7 of the Swingersverse series (AO3)

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Talking someone into abandoning their madboy of choice rarely went well. He gritted his teeth, raked sweaty curls out of his face, sank into a crouch. At worst he would just kidnap her. Her father would sort her out. Or forge pretty leg irons for her, either or.

the minion recovery program is more intense than most (chp. 1)

Nuée Ardente by Asuka Kureru (Askerian) (AO3) Girl Genius – Explicit – Original Male Character/Original Male Character #Original Characters Adventure #Escape #Violence #Romance #Lava #Burn Wounds #Bad Flirting #Some Internalized Homophobia

The brand new secret tunnel behind Frau Crina’s Bar and Bagels had not been outfitted with lamps, and it was the middle of a drizzly mountain night.

The reddish glow and dry heat that slowly grew the farther Sorin went had him chanting “Don’t be lava, don’t be lava” from the second he noticed his hair was drying to the time the tunnel opened onto a ridiculously large cave.

It was, of course, lava.

-- Sorin Petrescu is a perfectly normal blacksmith’s apprentice, and is perfectly content with his life. He did not sign on to discover things he shouldn’t know and go on the run with a Jägermonster.

Or make out with him, either.