#askgenocidesans

[master-chef-papyrus]

I wouldn't mind a meal. I missed your cooking honestly. What's on the menu bro?

A MEAL THAT I HAVE BEEN TOLD IS LIKE SPAGHETTI CAKE

LASANGA! HOT AND READY TO GO!

*the eager skeleton places a very delicious look plate of lasanga in front of the other skeleton*

[ask-pta-muffet]

Heya muffet. Jus' wanted t' say if Linda or hell-an says anything bad about ya....well...I could always help ya deal with it.

What did she say?

[king-asgore]

Heya Asgore. Have you ever had any troubles adapting to the surface or had to help monsters who couldn't adapt?

* Oh there are a few issues here and there..my height and horns continue to be rather troublesome when I wish to travel.

* Humanity’s technology was not meant for someone of my stature sadly, but I make due as best I can. Surprisingly most other monsters are very fast to adapt back on the surface. 

* Of course most of them are quite younger than I am haha, though I’ve done my share of helping as well as being helped. Some of the younger monsters still need a gentle reminder that this isn’t home, and some things are different than in the Underground.

[master-chef-papyrus]

Heya pap. Jus' wanted to ask ya. Do ya want an updog?

SANS THIS ISN’T MY FIRST TIME HEARING THIS JOKE! 

[ask-sans-archived]

heya other sans. So, I wanna ask ya how is everyone? I know it's kinda stupid t' ask and honestly it sounds dumb sayin' it but I really am curious to know how everyone is in your current timeline.

* we’ve been better.

* but we’ve been worse. so it’s fine.