Welcome To My Parlor~

Not even my pet would eat your tasteless lemon squares Helen. ((Time to hop on the PTA au bandwagon lmao I dont know if im doing this right)) Warning: The spider can bite, so much sass

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*donates 100 dollars to bake sale]

Thank you you for patronage~

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Hello! They call me Mistory, how are you?

I’m good, how are you?

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((WOW a year already? Congrats UT!))

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*a black portal opens to a void* * The creature enters sweating with a pick up line book under his arm* HEY THERE HEHEHEHE *nervously checks book* C-COME HERE OFTEN? NAME'S BILL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU YOU ARE REALLY PRETTY...

Oh, I come here often and thank you~

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HOW ARE YOU MISS MUFFET? IT’S A NICE DAY TODAY HEHEHE *He begins to feel nervous * S-SAY, HAVE YOU MET MY LITTLE BROTHER @mycharacter20 ? HE IS A REALLY NICE KID AND I LOVE HIM

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He seems very nice!

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I hate spiders

How dare you

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Hi, how are you? *smile*

Hello, I am fine, how about you?

[mycharacter20]

My brother would like to meet you *smile*

I feel like cupid *laughs*

@errorbillrp

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Oh? Well he must be an interesting person~

[mycharacter20]

It’s a cool brother,

I’d do anything to see him happy

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You're a very good sibling, deary~

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Hi, how are you? *smile*

Hello, I am fine, how about you?

[mycharacter20]

My brother would like to meet you *smile*

I feel like cupid *laughs*

@errorbillrp

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Oh? Well he must be an interesting person~

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Heya muffet. Jus' wanted t' say if Linda or hell-an says anything bad about ya....well...I could always help ya deal with it.

What did she say?

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*The mist clears, revealing a large, chocolate brown cat with deep violet eyes.* "G'day...Muffet, is it?"

Yes, I am Muffet~

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*a black portal opens to a void* * The creature enters sweating with a pick up line book under his arm* HEY THERE HEHEHEHE *nervously checks book* C-COME HERE OFTEN? NAME'S BILL, IT'S A PLEASURE TO MEET YOU YOU ARE REALLY PRETTY...

Oh, I come here often and thank you~

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Hi, how are you? *smile*

Hello, I am fine, how about you?

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Welp. Helen pissed me off so i TRIED to cut everything she made. IT ACTUALLY BROKE MY SWORD! So i broke the table again.

How did her pastries break your sword? This is new development

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I have arachnophobia (intended for muffet)

((oh shit im sorry))Oh, well this is... Awkward

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*A cloud of violet mist coats a shadowy figure* "Hey, Mom." Luki said, as if it was normal.

Yes?

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A young girl looks up at you. "Linda said your Donuts made Cancer. Can I have one to give to her?"

My pastries do not give cancer! What lies has she been telling?

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Have you ever thought of giving Linda the pleasure to play with your pet? I think she would love that. Don't you agree?

Hm, that seems like a wonderful idea~

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*The cat named "Senka" spoke up* "Three dozen spider donuts, 5 jugs of spider cider, and 2 dozen spider croissants. That was on Mom's list."

Oh, allow me to get those for you~