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◢Okay, I’ll bite. What the frag are you supposed to be?◣

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"Father? Are you sure we found the correct location? This planet appears desolate." Kaiser intoned, its single optic scanning the area. "Kaiser. I know this is the place. The shop should be around here." The Ironclad's father mumbled, before gesturing for the huge machine to follow. "C'mon. Can't be far now."

Toaster and his firstborn trudged on a little longer, until Kaiser piped up. "Structure sighted." It pointed with one huge claw. That was it alright, Idiot's shop. "Kaiser, follow me. Idiot won't shoot if he knows it's me, I'm sure of it." He told it, slowly approaching the little building.

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There were a lot of things that Brainwasher enjoyed doing. Mercenary jobs were one of his favorite ways to kill time, but so was checking out the bars. Apparently. All humans seemed to have gotten used to ASP singing out in places, but apparently Brainwasher wasn't such a wonderful sight.

Well, he had found a nice club, and he just walked in, shoving people away to get in faster. He heard a couple of whines and someone flipped the finger, but the robot just shook his head.

He looked around, figured that the music was good enough, and sat down in the darkest possible corner. Maybe he'd brainwash a few human ladies again? It was really fun. Especially when he made them act horribly.

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This one makes him pause, if but for a moment. "... Robot?" he assumes from the television-head. "For once, I am at a loss. I am assuming you are a synthetic life form?"

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"Sorry, I was making a list of your kinks, you bastard. So I’m marking exhibitionism off the list?" He teased, Initiating the readmore break.

"Alright, onwards, babe." He hummed, swatting the other’s armored rump to get him moving.

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