#askinternmayfield

[worldknowshername]

@ask-intern-mayfield hit the ❤

“So you’re the new intern...” Jessica leaned on the desk, eyeing the other woman up and down. “Are you going to give me trouble? Because the last one gave me trouble.” A constant barrage of ma’am, you can’t do that and ma’am, you don’t work here. Like he had no clue that Jessica belonged wherever the hell Trish was.

[bloodyhardtoarchive]

ask-intern-mayfield started following you

Before you point any fingers, it was already like that. I didn't touch a thing.

[harrysnightdelight]

I was just talking about some of Cecil's interns for reasons, and when I wanted to mention a certain very first one, my mind was already a step ahead of me, so I ended up saying "Christan", and now I'm laughing really hard.

[fearforwhatweknow]

[Literally falls out of the hall closet by the break room and lands face-first on the floor. The cat that follows lands much more gracefully.]

[WOW HE'S GLAD HE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE WALKING OUT OF THE BREAK ROOM WITH MORE SHIT COFFEE. Not that the sudden panic of an intern falling onto the floor helps him keep it in his hands, it very nearly just pours all down his front. Regardless he sets it on the ground and immediately rushes to her side.]Oh my god, oh my god, you're not dead! 

[harrysnightdelight]

It's actually a shame that Tristan and Christina never really met.

Those two would've made one heck of a duo.

[fearforwhatweknow]

There's a note left on his desk on pretty lavender parchment, in his usual horrible handwriting so it's obvious he wrote it. " Hey, Christina! I'm taking the next three days, Monday Tuesday and Wednesday off of work to deal with some things! Don't worry, it's nothing bad I promise! I've pre-recorded morning and evening shows for each day - play whichever is needed and both if applicable. You're in charge of the booth while I'm gone! Make sure the equipment is shut down when the show is over, and while on air /keep the doors locked/. Don't miss me too much and as always STAY S A F E. Soon to return and lots of love, Cecil "

[harrysnightdelight]

[She bursts into the shop looking a bit wind-ruffled and concerned.] So, I know this is a coffee shop, but do you have anything with which I could lure a cat?

*furrows brows in confusion, and tilts head to the side, being somewhat sure he met that woman before, but not remembering when or where* … Uhm, would milk do the job? Because I could offer that. Cat food otherwise, but I’d have to get that from home first. *gestures over his shoulder*

[fearforwhatweknow]

ask-intern-mayfield replied to your post “i dont feel uncomfortable writing smut until the word nipple comes up”

((I think the problem is that nipple, like cock, is an inherently silly word, so when it comes up in a serious situation you're unsure of how to react and it becomes uncomfortable. That's my theory, anyway.))

// I dont really mind when someone else says it but when i go to type it its just like

what am i thinking

surely theres another word