#askjohnny

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Okay, I'm done playing.

Firstly, changing your name to "Silverhend" and your packages to shit like "Chippin' On" is not fooling anyone. Everyone can see your original name in your fucking asks, dumbass. You were just too dumb to think about getting sued until I mentioned it and now you're doing damage control. "Never Wash Away"? That's a song about my dead girlfriend you asinine fucking prick.

Secondly, no you did not fuck Kerry.

Thirdly, I'm coming to the stupid little chapel to kick your ass right fucking now.

Come on down.

Admission's 150 €$. You don't get to walk the chapel's pink floor for free. Guided tours at 11, 1, 3, and 8.

Slideshow in between, don't miss the documentary about love. Gift shop's open 11 to 11. Might I recommend our book on phalluses.

You know the address? Or should I call you a cab?

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Price for romantic Sil—... wait that's the same as... uhhhh... "Dollarhend" shots?

+ 50€$

Silverdyne, Dollarhend, same thing.

I'd like to point out that these pictures are erotic, the point is NOT the nudity on them. If you want a naked Jerry, go find him at the Dicky Twister on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, from 8pm to 8am. Dicky Twister — where your dick is respected and loved.

So, prices:

Picture of Jerry looking gorgeous — 4567 €$

JohnnyxJerry picture — 6404 €$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

same rates for pictures of that kitty? wink wink

if so id take a premium one of that, payment upfront obviously

Okay, upfront, then I send some pics of Jerry Dollardyne.

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

two times the standard with express delivery pretty please

Order confirmed: two standard cat pics, express delivery.

That's 2.529,50 €$.

Payment upfront, obviously.

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

where does one put in orders, i am in desperate need of cat pics

+50€$

Place your order here. Which one do you want?

Premium — 1.530,50 €$ + exress delivery for free

Standard — 999 €$ + express delivery 531,50€$

Budget — 991 €$ + express delivery 539,50€$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

what is the to be expected wait time on dick pics?

+ 50€$

Depends on the traffic, but standard delivery's 3-5 business days. Express is 24 hours for an extra 551€$. Overnight if you're really desperate, that's premium, 675€$

You can also choose where the photo gets taken

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Exactly choom

You're definitely with Kerry I will forgive you so come save me Jerry, please hurry I need you 💋

If you send me gift cards I think the hospital will take it

Hm... what about a dickpic instead of giftcard?

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Hi Silverhend, it's me Jerry Dollardyne.

I gor your message choom, I would love to work with you choom but you see I in hospital, got bitten by a rabid crocodile in the Night City river.

I need 1.503,50 €$ for my hospital bill, please choom can you helo me?

I will work with you so good in the Slamurai songs, and we will be full time choom input whatever you need.

Just please help me okayyyy?

Jerry? Are you seriously texting me mid-fuck? You're hilarious, you know that...