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[johnnysilverhend4hire]

★ CHAPEL OF CHROME LOVE★

Basic "Never Wash Away" package — 350 €$

One (1) wedding, I say the words, you sign the thing. The arm is not included in photos!!!

Deluxe "Chippin' On" package — 500 €$

Everything above, PLUS the no-copyright version of "Chippin In" played, one (1) confetti cannon, and I pretend I cry.

Premium "Bake The Fuck Up Samurai" package — 680 €$

Full ceremony, smoke machine, I ride in on a motorcycle while I actually cry (rental, you cover damages)

★ NOTE ★

All packages include same-day paperwork!!!

More 'bout me

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Do you do newlyweds rp for 2 weeks during a honeymoon in Tokyo? Is there anything you WONT do for cash?

+ 50€$

There's a lot I won't do for money, but work is work.

I'm also happy to write novellas, or RP with anyone. As far as I'm concerned it can be set on the moon. If I have to win Jerry over up there, then that's where I'll win him over, because I'm Johnny fucking Silverhend.

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Price for romantic Sil—... wait that's the same as... uhhhh... "Dollarhend" shots?

+ 50€$

Silverdyne, Dollarhend, same thing.

I'd like to point out that these pictures are erotic, the point is NOT the nudity on them. If you want a naked Jerry, go find him at the Dicky Twister on Wednesday, Friday and Saturday, from 8pm to 8am. Dicky Twister — where your dick is respected and loved.

So, prices:

Picture of Jerry looking gorgeous — 4567 €$

JohnnyxJerry picture — 6404 €$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Your music gives so few eddies you now need to sell pictures of your input? Have you considered doing some actual work?

+ 50€$

Weddings, funerals, engagement parties, bachelor parties, bachelorette parties, baby showers, sexy RP, lap dances, cat pics, dick pics, yaoi — these are all part of my work, and part of Jerry's work too.

If anything interests you, message me and I'll give you a quote.

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Jerry Dollardyne teaser

All night, every night

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Premium ass ONLY 5689€$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Jerry Dollardyne teaser

All night, every night

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

same rates for pictures of that kitty? wink wink

if so id take a premium one of that, payment upfront obviously

Okay, upfront, then I send some pics of Jerry Dollardyne.

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

worth every ennie, though your cat looks like they might need a bit more food, make sure to put that money towards the kitty!

Absolutely, the money's for a kitty, named Jerry Dollardyne. Premium ass, remember?

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Transfer of 2.529,50 €$ has been put through.

great deal, gotta support my favorite small local rockerboy

+2529.50 €$

Payment confirmed. Delivering the photos now.

Thank you for choosing my services!

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

two times the standard with express delivery pretty please

Order confirmed: two standard cat pics, express delivery.

That's 2.529,50 €$.

Payment upfront, obviously.

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

where does one put in orders, i am in desperate need of cat pics

+50€$

Place your order here. Which one do you want?

Premium — 1.530,50 €$ + exress delivery for free

Standard — 999 €$ + express delivery 531,50€$

Budget — 991 €$ + express delivery 539,50€$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

what is the to be expected wait time on dick pics?

+ 50€$

Depends on the traffic, but standard delivery's 3-5 business days. Express is 24 hours for an extra 551€$. Overnight if you're really desperate, that's premium, 675€$

You can also choose where the photo gets taken

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

thats a hefty price for a cat pic, any way to bring that down?

+ 50€$

Alright, if you don't want the premium shit, you can get a mid-tier cat pic. 999 €$/1 pic

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

NO. JUST JOHNNY... YOU... IS PEREGENT. RESPECT MY LORE OR I WON'T RP WITH YOU.

-O.E.

Guess I'm pregnant. The baby's kicking already. Ice cream. Pickled onions. Chop chop.

1503.50€$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

Hehe "with condom" hehe you're so funny Mr. Silveryhend.. wait...

Ooohoohhhh my goddd noooo noo noooo not in real life- O////////O omg

I meant writing the spicy roleplay writing pretending wer the characters just with smexiness lololol hehe :3

Like uhm you and Jerry and my chaeacte4 and they would find her so beautiful that ecen theyre true love(i hc they're married now and Akerry is still half Angel half demin) cannot stop the unstoppable threesome hehehe :3

Only maybe Jerry's character could be called Kerry and yours still called Johnny? Bit your is also pargent with half-demon half-humqn half-angel baby. Plz?

Same price?

-O.E.

Why not in the real life? Shame to let a dick this impressive go unseen. But whatever.

Alright, miss. We're in. The full session's 1.503,50 €$.

So does that mean both Kerry and I are pregnant now?

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

If you love me, send €$

[johnnysilverhend4hire]

To whoever runs this account I fucking love you like outside of RP this was so fucking funny to read

+50€$

Okay, we adore each other. Thanks for the eddies, choom, maybe I'll get back on my feet someday. Cat pics? 1503.50€$/1pic

OOC: if we made you laugh, then it was worth spouting all this nonsense. Silverhand vs Silverhend. 😄