#askkarkitvantas

[askkarkitvantas]

THERE ARE AT LEAST TEN OF YOU FUCKERS HERE AND NONE OF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS?

[askkarkitvantas]

WELL, JOAN ISN'T NEARLY AS BAD AS I THOUGHT SHE INITIALLY WAS AND ACTUALLY WATCHES SOME PRETTY DECENT MOVIES. SO THERE'S SOMETHING.

BUT DANA HAS RECENTLY BECOME A CLOSE FRIEND OF MINE, DESPITE BEING A HUGE DOUCHE HALF THE TIME. SHE WAS THERE FOR ME WHEN NO ONE ELSE REALLY WAS. I GUESS THAT WOULD MAKE HER MY FAVORITE HUMAN?

IT'S A TIE OTHERWISE.

[askkarkitvantas]

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE *FUCK* YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S NOT EVEN A QUESTION!