#askkasukakun

[mrsoriharakyouko]

MEIM

@ask-kasukakun YUO LOVE ME BC I AM SXC AND CAN JIRATE MY HIPS AN RUREE AND I ARE SXC DANCERS FOR U AND U LIK TAHT BC U WAN ME 2 POLL DANCE AT UR NEXT SHOW WEN ARE U COMIN 4 DINNER LOL COMMIN 2 EAT DINNRE NOT BE DINNER

C=======‘8 (WINKY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11)

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---[Mun fun fact: earliest memory (don’t read if you have a trigger for teeth/tongues/blood)]

[I was about 3, and cleaning up a gym area for kids to play in at the local community center for with mom, back in Seattle. For some reason I decided to jump off a wedge mat with my tongue rolled up in the back of my mouth... When I landed, I bit four clean wholes right through my tongue, with well, the only four teeth I had.] [I cried and cried and it bled so much, and I bit my gums too, cause I pierced my tongue clean through! It all healed up, and I was little so it didn’t leave any marks or anything, but I just remember my mom being like, ‘jesus christ maddy what have you done--’]

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Nii-san for President 2k15

CAMPAIGN PROPAGANDA: SHIZUO AND BEING PRESIDENT

ask-kasukakun​ URGES VOTERS TO VOTE FOR SHIZUO AND BEING PRESIDENT AS IKEBUKURO’S BEST COUPLE, CONFUSED BY COMPETITION BUT SOMEHOW ENDEARING

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Breaking News!

IKEBUKURO SHOCKED AS ask-kasukakun SPEAKS OUT, CLAIMS KISHITANI SHINRA IS HIS SON AFTER SEEING LIST OF CONTENDERS FOR IKEBUKURO’S THIRSTIEST PERSON, DESPITE BEING YOUNGER THAN HIM AND UNMARRIED

HIRIJIBE RURI HAS NOT BEEN AVAILABLE FOR COMMENT

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So proud of my nii-san for winning an award.

EXCLUSIVE!

ask-kasukakun SPEAKS OUT ABOUT LOSING CONTEST TO OLDER BROTHER, SAYS HE’S VERY PROUD

BREAKING NEWS!

JAPAN’S TOP IDOL SLAYS POPULATION WITH SWEETNESS, RESIDENTS FAINT IN THE HUNDREDS CAUSING MULTIPLE CAR CRASHES AND PILE UPS

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drrrscenarios is in love with kasuka and he is to shy to say he loves them back

BREAKING NEWS!

ask-kasukakun IN STEAMY LOVE TRIANGLE, DATING HIRIJIBE RURI BUT IN MUTUAL LOVE WITH drrrscenarios BEHIND IDOLS BACK, SAYS ANONYMOUS SOURCE

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Broken News!

ask-kasukakun FINDS ask-dokusonmaru WEARING MATCHING WATERMELON OUTFIT, RUNS HOME TO CHANGE

[erikararara]

◕‿◕: what is your guilty pleasure?

// Collecting useless crap that I don’t need. Du-dads. Nicknacks. Baubles. I have an entire Nightmare Before Christmas collection that I can’t REALLY do anything with, but I absolutely love.

I’m actually wearing Jack Skellington pants right now. Lord help me.