#askladannie

[askladarmin]

Armin babe buss a nut

Babe we’ve been at this since we came home from the doctor with approval, I don't think i can anymore

[askladarmin]

Armin Arlert it has been exactly 20 minutes since you payed attention to me.

I just got Abby down for her nap and I took one with her.

[askladarmin]

I knew your child would be a lizard, Blondie.

I did some reading, every mother sees their infant as a lizard once its born. You’ll grow out of it in a few days. She’s beautiful isn’t she? She’s asleep right now. 

[askladarmin]

Hey you. Yeah you.

I finally got munchkin to sleep. How are you holding up?

[askladarmin]

Tiger.

Bearcat

[askladarmin]

I cant believe the alien is going to burst out of my chest in just a couple more weeks.

Probably with the same amount of gore and blood, too.

[askladarmin]

Hey babe, I'm here to slut shame you.

*:(((((((((((((((((((((((* 

[askladarmin]

*strums guitar* You're hot.

You’re hotter