Smitten, I Believe

Miles, 29, He/She. NO MINORS PLS I teach high school English. I’m not sure how we ended up here. An old RP Blog. Now it’s my main. Icon by FlyingRotten

[moviequotes3]

the logic of this is making me laugh a lot 

[sevenmoreminutes]

kurtis conner video: This Conservative Influencer is Crazy

drew gooden video: The us governments obsession with integrating ai into every facet of our daily lives is going to bring about the collapse of society if we don’t get of our ass and start taking action

danny gonzalez video: Buying Food on Ebay

[sevenmoreminutes]

eddy burback video: I did the russian sleep experiment for a month

[gay-mooshrooms]

SNW Trailer Drop!!

Deeply fascinated by whatever this exchange is and what fucking dreams Spock is having so Kirk is the one he wants to talk to?

WHAT TORTURE NEXUS ARE THEY PUTTING MY BOY THROUGH!?!

Spock yelling is always interesting I’m excited to see what gets him so worked up

SPOCK POWERS HELLO TF?!??

SCOTTY/UHURUA FOR THE WIN!!!!

AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS ALL THIS THEN?!?

[northern-spies]

@askladarmin are we hyped yet let's get hyped!!!!

[askladarmin]

@northern-spies YES YES YES YES

[lemonscribs]

Pride sharks! Happy pride month :D more super cute pride flags themed sharks coming soon 👀

[experiment41]

are bots making communities now??? some of the ones i get recommended feel like it

[experiment41]

like the admin of this one is deactivated and at least 95% of the members are bots

[lohboh]

can you imagine you wake up one day in a dark room chained to a radiator with your phone at 1% and you unlock it and find that you've been added to this community

[shin-zaibatsu]

The first thing you do in that situation is open Tumblr?

[lohboh]

Where the hell else would I post about being chained to a radiator, fucking Bluesky?

[forfawkssake]

I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.

[jonmoxleys]

sometimes it just ends up being something like

[onlyhereforthedrama]

ITS BACK

[kinsey3furry300]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[teabree-shark]

[m0thmancore]

[oarfjsh]

step 1: SLAP a fucking BLUE RINGED OCTOPUS directly onto the wound IMMEDIATELY to stop the bleeding

[yourlocalfandomfriendo]

@diseases-for-center-control

[diseases-for-center-control]

[thckskulll]

[dreamycastaway]

The original pride flag and the sewing machine it was sewn on

[iwriterobots]

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[computationalcalculator]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[valtsv]

unfortunately i can never hate on a "power of friendship" narrative no matter how corny because the thing is it's literally real

[wizardnaturalist]

a book should be $5 a little drink should be $2 and museum access should be free and all hours

[logarto]

[sonandheirofnothinginparticular]

[reasonsforhope]

Wizard frog blessings upon you!

[inthefallofasparrow]

Ok, but why'd he call me a 'poof', though?

[i-am-a-fish]

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game