#askmememes

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whats your favorite head cannon of Mike / Chris ?

I like the idea that they both put on an facade and are constantly trying to impress people to cover up the insecurity of the idea of not being liked, but with each other they’re pretty confident about their affection.Also that they are both such outgoing jokers that they’re always trying to one up each other in laughs.

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rate m^2 (matt/mike from ud) from 1/10 and explain why, for the ship asks! <3

I’d say like a 7/10 only because they’re such a guilty pleasure for me.First of all, Class President/Head Quarterback dynamic? Nice. I don’t see them so much in a relationship as I do just constantly competing against one another, maybe at first aggressively then slowly easing into as a fun display of puffing their chests. Both smart, both athletic, both go-getters. I don’t think a relationship would last, they’d butt heads too much, but they also maybe can’t stay away from one another? Not so much in an unhealthy way, I think they’d be very aware of whatever it is between them actually is.

Obviously just how I translate them, I haven’t seen much content for it but I’d love to see someone who could explore their relationship further and in character for sure.

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Favorite AUs for any or all of your ships!! :)))

I’ll go with my top 5

Chris / Josh - I just realized I have a bunch of AU’s for these two, but my favorites would be my little band AU and I still stand that a Dead Like Me AU would be awesome. Most are kinda joke-y, but I also have a In The Flesh one, a horror slasher themed camp one, an Artist!Josh one, and I may or may not have been shooting headcanons with you know who over a fuckin porn star au and it’s been equally hilarious and oddly feelings inducing.

Squall / Zell - My friend has been excitedly talking my ear off over messenger with a sort of underground fight ring AU and I’m in love. I wanna draw art to it. She says she hasn’t written in years and boy do I love dragging friends back into old creative hobbies(as well as my lonely ships, huehuehuehue).

Nate / Elena - I’ve been nursing a Pacific Rim Jaeger Co-pilots thing because I’m a sucker for that. I think it would work so well for them two!! I’m just stuck on what their Jaeger name and colors would be.

Nana / Ren - Everything’s-The-Same-Except-Ren’s-Not-Dead AU. PLEASE

Katniss / Peeta - Tbh? Modern day AUs. Especially if they stick to and center around Peeta having a bakery. 

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Fite meme

Neru:

Battle Intro:  Oh? You want to fight?  Sure, whatever. Victory:  That was... way too easy.  Try harder next time, yeah? Half HP:  Only half health?  That took you long enough. Low HP:  Ha!  You’ll never take me down!  I’ve still got tons of heal- oh, that’s my mana bar. Defeat:  ...Crud.  You won’t take me down so easily next time! Death:  Tell Haku... she’s an idiot for me... will ya...? Assist:  Go, Haku!  Use your... sake bottle... throw, or whatever. Heal:  This isn’t because I think I’ll lose!  It’s a preemptive measure for the next fight. Taunt:  You think you can beat me?  Well you... can’t!  Definitely! Reacting to Taunt:  Sure, try your insults.  I’ve heard ‘em all before. Flee:  I- I’m not running away!  It’s just a tactical retreat! Reacting to Flee:  That’s right, coward!  Run away!  ...Nice, easy win. Tie:  Ugh, this is getting boring.  I’m going to bed. Perfect Victory:  ...Wait, how did... I mean, ha!  Ha ha!  Too easy! Low HP Victory:  Y... you thought you could best me, eh?  Heh... Finishing Move:  Whirling, uh... Ultimate Cell Phone! ...Attack! ...Or whatever.

Haku:

Battle Intro:  Wh-what?  A fight?  ...Hold up a sec, I need a drink first. Victory:  I’m so sorry!  ...Just think of your missing wallet as charity. Half HP:  Some people see the glass as half full...  It’s definitely half empty now. Low HP:  Oohh deaur, the world’sh spinnining... [hic] Defeat:  [hic] I... I can’t go on... Death:  Oh dear...  Everything’s going dark...  I guess this is it. Assist:  Neru!  I need some help... Oh this... this is a taser...? Heal:  Oh thank goodness...  I think I can keep my balance now... Taunt:  Your punches hurt less than Neru’s insults.  Which isn’t much. Reacting to Taunt:  Oh... that just makes me want to fight even less... Flee:  Why didn’t I do this earlier...! Reacting to Flee:  I... I’m not that scary, am I...? Tie:  L-let’s just stop fighting, okay? Perfect Victory:  Wh... what just... [hic]  A... are you okay? Low HP Victory:  Everything hurts... c... can we stop now? Finishing Move:  Draunken Fisht!  Heyyaahhh!

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～☆Headcanon meme! ☆ ～

General:

Name:  Neru Akita

Age:  17

Birthday:  November 1st

Species:  Human

Gender:  Female

Orientation:  Straight

Profession:  N/A

Physical aspects:

Hair: Long, yellow

Eyes:  Yellow

Skin:  Slightly tan

Height:  4’11”

Weight:  96 lb.

Body type:  Thin/short

Family:

Significant other:  Len N/A

Children:  N/A

Siblings:  Nero and Naru Akita

Parents:  N/A

Pets:  N/A

Ethnicity:  Japanese

Skills:

Physical powers:  she can fall asleep nearly anywhere (slight narcolepsy)

Abilities:  The ability to type/text incredibly quickly, tsundere

Hobbies:  video games/writing

Favourites:

Likes:  Anonymity, keychains, handheld devices

Colors:  Yellow

Aesthetics:  simple, straightforward designs

Smells:  ramen, mango

Textures:  Plastic, cool metal

Sounds:  her phone’s message jingle, the microwave’s beep

Music:  Electro swing

Other details:

Drinks alcohol?:  Very occasionally

Smokes?:  Never

Drugs?:  Never

Drivers license?:  No, but she can/has to drive

Ever been arrested?:  Probably

Virgin?:  ...Yes

Habits:  Sleeping, slacking

Whistle?:  Yes

Neuroses?:  easily irritable, obsessive, ADD

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General:

Name:  Haku Yowane

Age:  Twenty-something

Birthday:  November 21st

Species:  Human

Gender:  Female

Orientation:  Straight

Profession:  freelance web designer

Physical aspects:

Hair:  White

Eyes:  Red

Skin:  Very pale

Height:  5’4”

Weight:  rude :T

Body type:  Hourglass

Family:

Significant other:  Dell Honne

Children:  N/A

Siblings:  N/A

Parents:  N/A

Pets:  N/A

Ethnicity:  Japanese

Skills:

Physical powers:  She can hold her alcohol

Abilities:  the ability to bring any conversation to a grinding halt, either with a depressing statement or a terrible pun

Hobbies:  drinking/drawing

Favourites:

Likes:  Sake, marshmallows, cats

Colors:  Grey, purple

Aesthetics:  curly leaf designs

Smells:  alcohol, vanilla

Textures:  velvet, soft

Sounds:  clock ticking, ambience

Music:  calm music, ambient sounds

Other details:

Drinks alcohol?: Often

Smokes?:  Dell got her to once

Drugs?:  Never

Drivers license?:  Yes

Ever been arrested?:  Occasionally for drunk misconduct

Virgin?:  Probably not

Habits:  she tends to wander off and get lost

Whistle?:  Nope

Neuroses?:  Depression, slight OCD