#askmeredithredford

[meredithredfae]

TEXT: Getting all into the holiday cheer Meredith? Would you like to receive a gift that might change your life perhaps? A potion....

You again.

Don’t tell me you’re my Secret Santa, cause if that’s the case, stop beating around the bush and help me out. I’ll do pretty much anything, we’ve established that. Just stop teasing. -Besides! Everyone knows I prefer to cut to the chase.

[meredithredfae]

Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

Hmmmm….. Kevin Holt?

I’m not saying yes, but I’m not saying no…

[meredithredfae]

TEXT: Such a waste of those pretty wings if I hand you this... don't you agree, Miss Redford?

[MEREDITH]: They’re a bloody sight for sore eyes. Literally.

[MEREDITH]: I want them gone!!

… 

[MEREDITH]: Who are you?? Give me a name. Or a number. An address? - Anything!

[meredithredfae]

TEXT: I truly hope you haven't forfeited your quest for the cure, Miss Redford. Answers are closer than you might expect, and yet hidden from your vision. Hiding in plain sight, so to say...

[MEREDITH]: …

[MEREDITH]: I haven’t. I never do.

[MEREDITH]: Where??? Tell me!!

[meredithredfae]

SEXYYYYYY, Why don't you model it for me anyway, babe?

Have you ever played strip poker, anon? That’s not how it works. I can’t just be sitting here in my teeny, tiny bikini while you’re fully clothed and with a grey mask to boot. So here’s hoping you’ll return the favour and strip down, sweetheart.

Don’t keep me waiting too long.