#askmesomethingidontknow

[wikilpedia]

I missed the school bus because i fell asleep while taking a shit in the morning. 

[redfox-themes]

Haii :D ERMEGURD UR FINALY BACK <3 ummm I'm using theme #35 and I really want to put an 'about page' and etc. how do I do that? and please and thank you <3 :D :D SO HAPPY TO KNOW UR BACKK AHAHAHA :D BAII

Hi, sweetie! Yes!! I'm finally back!! It's very exciting. (:

And it's pretty simple, so no worries! Go into your customize theme page, which can be found through either the "Customize" button on the righthand column of your dashboard, the "customize theme" button on your blog settings page, or by typing in the url tumblr.com/customize/YOURBLOGNAME. 

Scroll down to the very bottom of the appearance section until you see this:

Click "Add Page", and you'll be taken to the page screen. 

If you just want text on the page, make sure "standard layout" is highlighted. You can type in the url you want your page to have directly below that, then the title, and then your page's content. For custom themes, ignore the "show a link to this page" button, because you'll have to add the link manually. I'll show you how to do that in a second.

If you want to add code to the page, click the "standard layout" dropdown box and change it to "custom code".

The theory is the same--type in your url, but instead of adding in text content you'll need to paste the code you want to use in the gray area below.

Once you've done that, update your preview and save, then click the arrow in the upper lefthand corner to return to your appearance page. Above the "add page" and "advanced options" buttons at the bottom you should now have some new tabs with your pages. You can click those to edit your pages at any time. 

To add your pages to your blog, scroll up until you see the link insertion textboxes. 

Type in the title you want your link to have, and the url ending you added to your page. Just the ending! Nothing else. Then update and save your theme, and voila! You have an about me page on your blog. 

I hope this helps, dear! Thanks so much for stopping by! Let me know if you need anything else, <3

[wikilpedia]

[wikilpedia]

I WANT TO HOLD YOU AND GRAB YOU AND SQUEEZE YOU UNTIL CUM COMES OUT.

[wikilpedia]

Casually playing WITH dry ice in a cup... with soap.... in my house :) 

[wikilpedia]

When I was around 5-6 years old, I use to think that when a men and women kiss and get marry, a baby would automatically be in the mothers hands....

and I also found out I think weird... yeahh.

[redfox-themes]

Haiiii :D I'm sorry if I'm bothering you or anything but I was wondering how do I get rid of the 'offline' sign in theme #27 v.II? Thank you <3

Haiiii! <3 Shush, noo—you’re not bothering me!

And no worries—It’s very easy to delete it. Just go into your HTML editor, and scroll way down until you see this:

                  {text:status}

            Just delete that bit of code and poof! Status bubble gone. :3