Jul 9, 2017
Mid stride electric slide ⚡️
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Mid stride electric slide ⚡️
Me: drops a small piece of food on my leg
Intrusive thoughts: OMG I MUSTT BATHE FOR 30 DAYS STRAIGHT AND THEN PUT ON A WHOLE POUND OF LOTION AND BODY OIL TO REPLENISH THE MOISTURE IN MY SKINNNN
Me: aye fckin yooooooooo
jut me being my normal weird self. winging that solitary life. also I've fallen in love with this song,. #whyamisoweird https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn_4mOflv2SiGR_nQLIc_o_Q6d993tKotdBg_k0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1wo6yo0d6607i
Sometimes we are only just silenced by the muzzle of our own making. #voiceless #tomorrowisanewday #tryingtofigureitout #adultingsucks #whyamisoweird #digitalillustration #itsokaynottobeokay https://www.instagram.com/p/BnLIVBxnyCV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1cyef0h8wp24r
Doctor: How did you break your nose sir?
Well, my wife thought it would be funny to attempt to hook the sleeve of my shirt around her foot AS I was putting it on. It wasn't.
I set this as my phone’s home screen and every time I close an app I scare the shit out of myself
Kinda feel like a galaxy butterfly. #bruja #galaxymakeup #muotd #whyamisoweird #yesthisishowimgoingtowork
Jenn may be sick but she's still weird
Me: hey google, why do i make weird zombie noises when I'm sick, even if no one is around to hear them?
Google: cause you're a weird fuck, finish your orange juice.
Me: oh, okay...