#askmitchelltf

[asktheraggededges]

Astropathic labeling was broken. Ahem...What did Ohmi find in the coat?

Let’s see.

Two empty speed loaders

One roll of lemon bubble tape. Bitten through the middle.

Three and a half desiccated chicken nuggets

Four unopened dipping sauce containers. Barbecue.

One autoquill. Green ink.

Seven screws. Various sizes.

One toothbrush

One half eaten pair novelty undergarments. Watermelon flavoured

Nine books of paper matches. Various hotels.

One frag grenade

One upper market olibos. Acrylic. 

Two live rats.

One refillable flick lighter

Three cheroots. Obscura tobacco blend.

Three digital weapon rings. All loaded. All melta.

One Lathes brand wrist chrono. Broken.

One unused prophylactic.

[subject makes a face]

One soiled. 

One pair of sunglasses.

23 credits.

[asktheraggededges]

Who would win in a seduction contest? Polato or Daneel?

[subject adjusts lenseless glasses]

In broad terms, Daneel has more developed social and communication skills, leaving most people both new and established to be more immediately predisposed with Daneel.

But this is by no means an adequate measure. What are the parameters of the contest? Amount of subjects seduced? Variety? Social standing? Income?

It is impossible to determine unequivocally. 

[asktheraggededges]

Apologies if this was asked...but, Jen, how would you rate YOUR bladework on the alphabet scale? (If it was asked before, apologies, I was going through in reverse chronological order. Please don't bite me.)

It is hard to get a true grasp.S minus, perhaps.

[asktheraggededges]

Jen, thank you for not biting me.

Not really my thing.

[asktheraggededges]

What would happen if Daneel ever went up against Genestealers?

Speculation is hardly necessary.

I have met them many times.

Thrashed them soundly.

[asktheraggededges]

Okay. This has been asked a lot, but let's handle it a fun way. What's the most dangerous thing on Catacha BESIDES the people?

The deathstalkers have the biggest reputation. But I dunno. Those flies that tunnel under your skin are pretty bad.

[asktheraggededges]

Malak? Have you ever been to Fenris. It is a planet comprised entirely of good dogs...The size of motorcycles.

I have not. I would not hate it, I suspect.

[asktheraggededges]

Greetings, Inquisitor Zerbe here. I have a request. I have a Kill Team that's...rather eclectic, and needs a swift kick in the rear. We have a Pyro-Psyker who tends to have trouble avoiding killing allies, two Melee warriors who don't understand retreating. Two snipers who are both squishy, and two variable midrange Bolter fighters who haven't yet gotten the hang of more then 'shoot them from range." Would some of the Ragged Edges help teach them a lesson?

Kill the psyker. However useful they might be, a mutant that consistently kills non mutant allies is a menace.

The rest of your party seems satisfactory.