#savlar

[thegodemperorsmycopilot]

Savlar Chem-Dogs, a collection of unknown provenance.

[haaaaaaaaaaaave-you-met-ted]

Savlar Chem-Dog division 13. 12.67 by Arekkusanda

[asktheraggededges]

Astropathic labeling was broken. Ahem...What did Ohmi find in the coat?

Let’s see.

Two empty speed loaders

One roll of lemon bubble tape. Bitten through the middle.

Three and a half desiccated chicken nuggets

Four unopened dipping sauce containers. Barbecue.

One autoquill. Green ink.

Seven screws. Various sizes.

One toothbrush

One half eaten pair novelty undergarments. Watermelon flavoured

Nine books of paper matches. Various hotels.

One frag grenade

One upper market olibos. Acrylic. 

Two live rats.

One refillable flick lighter

Three cheroots. Obscura tobacco blend.

Three digital weapon rings. All loaded. All melta.

One Lathes brand wrist chrono. Broken.

One unused prophylactic.

[subject makes a face]

One soiled. 

One pair of sunglasses.

23 credits.

[lordsofmedrengard]

Imperial Guard/”Astra Militarum”

One of my favourite factions, and one I keep looking into ways of fielding for cheap.

Name a regiment and I’ll find a way for you to play it on a small budget, without sacrificing what makes it so characterful. Elysians, Steel Legion, Death Korps, Vostroyans, Valhallans, Cadians, something based on ancient or medieval times, the legendary Female Guards(wo)man, tanks for all of the above - hit me up and I’ll make it work, bonus points if you have some sort of restriction in mind.

No recasts (makes it too easy), the minimum of Citadel miniatures.

[misterculexus]

I’m not really into characters dressed as schoolgirls (I like a  good old fashioned schoolwoman, myself).

BUT

The demand for Polato dressed in such a uniform was overwhelming so I made an exception.

Also, you just know she’s done this for somebody.

[warp-thread-blog]

БЫТЬ САВЛАРЦЕМ - ЭТО СКВОЗЬ ОГНЕННЫЙ ШТОРМ ПРОРЫВАТЬСЯ К ПОЗИЦИЯМ ВРАГА @  ПОЛЗТИ ПО КРОВАВОЙ ЖИЖЕ, БУКВАЛЬНО ВГРЫЗАТЬСЯ ВРАГУ В ГЛОТКУ И НЕ ОТПУСКАТЬ ЕГО ДО САМОЙ СМЕРТИ @  ВЫЖИВАТЬ В АДУ ОТРАВЛЕННОЙ АТМОСФЕРЫ  @  ДОБЫВАТЬ СЕБЕ ОБМУНДИРОВАНИЕ И БРОНЮ ПРЯМО НА ПОЛЕ БОЯ, НЕ БРЕЗГУЯ ДОБИВАТЬ СВОИХ  @  УБИВАТЬ НЕВИННЫХ, ЖЕНЩИН И ДЕТЕЙ  @  ПИТЬ, КУРИТЬ ДУРЬ В ОКОПЕ, ПОД АРТ ОБСТРЕЛОМ  @  ЦЕНИТЬ КАЖДЫЙ МИГ СВОЕЙ ПРОКЛЯТОЙ ЖИЗНИ  @  И ПРИ ВСЕМ ЭТОМ... @  ОСТАВАТЬСЯ ИМПЕРЦЕМ @  С ИМЕНЕМ ИМПЕРАТОРА НА УСТАХ, ИДТИ В НОВУЮ СУМАСШЕДШУЮ СХВАТКУ @  ПОТОМУ ЧТО ОН ПАХАН 

[pimpmybricks]

Astra Militarum Regiments by Garry_rocks http://flic.kr/p/QMR1y6

[asktheraggededges]

So Ms. Polato. In the video that was leaked of *ahem*.... you and Klon in an intimate situation, the pronounciation of your name was a subject of conversation. Is it Poll-ah-toe, or Poll-A-toe?

pə-LAH-toe

The first O is a shwa, the emphasis is in the middle , and the toe is like the body part. 

You know how in ‘Let’s call the thing off’ they have the two pronunciations for tomato and tomato and then they say potato po-TAH-To even though no one ever says po-TAH-to ever?

My name is pronounced like that.

Pretty sure Boddicker says po-tah-to.

Yeah, she says pisghetti and porvlerone too.

No way am I correcting her.

Too cute.