#askmrtilney

[divinethedivine]

spuffyfeels replied to your post: spuffyfeels: divinethedivine: SNIP I meant...

HAHAHHAAH i am not angry love, portuguese is a fucking bitch. worse than german perhaps.

I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible.

[masterpieceofass]

I've been tagged in this "Get to Know Your Blogger" Game by my partner in Regency Camel Toe crime, theotherausten. Read after the jump, if youre so inclined.

if instead, youre just like "show me the hot men of masterpiece!!", then here's some Moriarity to tie you over (sidenote: sherlock s2 this sunday! woohoo!!):

This tag is to get to know the person behind the blog better. As with any tagging game there are rules:

Rule 1 - Post the rules. Rule 2 - Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post and then make 11 new ones. Rule 3 - Tag 11 people and link them to your post. Rule 4 - Let them know you’ve tagged them.

If you went to Hogwarts, what House would you be in? — I always thought i'd be a hufflepuff, but recently I was placed into gryffindor a la pottermore! I'm SURE i'd be the neville longbottom of gryffindors. Keep me near the plants and away from the action, please n thank you.

Would you rather live in a village or a big city? —-The more people around me, the more comfortable & safe I feel. I like being anonymous in a big crowd, as well as variety and change -- all things that make city living a must for me. Although I grew up in a village, and I wouldn't mind a country cottage vacation home...

What country would you most like to visit? —-India or back to the Netherlands

What’s your favourite ice-cream flavour? —-look at your "u"s! JIMMY FALLON LATE NIGHT SNACK, GENTS! that shit is bananas. And by bananas, i mean chocolate covered potato chips.

Tell me your five favourite books! —-Emma (if i had to pick a fave, but id choose em all if i could!), Wilde's Portrait of Dorian Gray, Chip Kidd's The Cheese Monkey's, Sedaris' Me Talk Pretty One Day, & Roald Dahl's Omnibus (kinda a cheat, but basically any of his adult short stories)

If money and education were immaterial, what occupation would you like to do? —-One of those curators on the Antique's Roadshow. I'm not even joking. They are my heros.

Do you like musicals? If so, what’s your favourite one? —-NOPE!

If there’s one thing in your past you could change, what would that be? —-I wish I could go back and redo every social interaction i've ever had with a celebrity. I could be married to tom hiddleston now people, HAD ONLY I SAID THE RIGHT THING.

What is the first thing you do when you come home from school/university/work in the evening? —-I'm going to sound like a lush, but probably pour myself some wine (oh, who am i kidding i am the LUSHIEST). Oh my god, yesterday I ate a chocolate in the shower and it was the best experience ever. I highly recommend it.

If you could meet one author (doesn’t matter if living or dead), who would that be and what would you ask her/him? —-It is a toss up between my the two loves of my life: Wilde & Jane. I'd get them both tipsy and hear them gossip.

Post a picture of your favourite animal :)

...in BED!

I hereby tag: closeskies, brynnasaurus, ravengoodwoman, askmrtilney, bookpilgrim, cinemaocd, malachitegrey… if they want! no pressure! this isnt middle school chain mail. your first born's wont be compromised if you dont respond, i PROMISE.

[divinethedivine]

My darling Miss Divine. How I have missed you. You are well, I hope?

Better than ever, now that you have returned, darling.

[dewypanda-blog]

Miss Morland, no one can think more highly of the understanding of women that I do. In my opinion, nature has given them so much, that they never find it necessary to use more than half

Mr Henry Tilney

[dewypanda-blog]

Miss Morland, I think very highly of the understanding of all the woman in the world-especially of those-whoever they may be-with whom I am in company

Mr Henry Tilney

[dewypanda-blog]

7, 8, 14, & 44 ;)

7. Hats. Mr Tilney. A love of books. Hats.

8. Bragging, exaggerating, hating on books, hating on maths

14. Single, but not available. Unless you are a Doctor, or Mr Tilney.

44. ALL THE DIRTY THINGS! I mean... I would love to go out for dinner and then to an Opera, and to finish it off, some good old fashion partner dancing (I can tango, and I want to learn more partner dancing.

Actual going to a dance class would be a perfect date for me.

[theunfoldingcreature]

Hello, my dear.

1. First impression: marry me2. Truth is: no really, marry me3. How old do you look: remarkably older than you're 25 years. Why don't I know any 25 year olds quite so debonaire?4. Have you ever made me laugh: yes. Marry me5. Have you ever made me mad: never. Marry me. 6. Best feature: you do excellent imaginary proposals in my brain. 7. Have I ever had a crush on you: never! *mock horror* 8. You’re my: number one Austen man and future husband. (marry me.)9. What celebrity you remind me of: This one guy called JJ Feild. How random is that?

[masterpieceofass]

Your gifs of my face are as exhilarating as a country dance. I hope it would not be out of countenance to encourage you to make more.

oh, you.

Ya know, in a way, it makes perfect sense that (out of all the austen men) Tilney is the MoA fan. I love it. I love muslin. You know muslin. I love you. Here's a new gif of your exhilarating face: