#asknoironceler

[officerlachlanarchive-blog]

OY, IS ANYONE DOWN HERE?! HELLO?! . . . fuck!

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[technicolorhellscape]

OH GOD I FEEL THE WAY YOU DO WHEN YOU STEP ON YOUR PET CAT'S PAW OR TAIL BY ACCIDENT AND IT LIKE SCREECHES AND YOU'RE SO SORRY OH GOD BUT IT'S A CAT SO IT JUST LOOKS SO BETRAYED IT DOES NOT KNOW IT WAS AN ACCIDENT BUT OH GOD I FEEL AWFUL I'M SORRY OH NO KITTY NOIR OH NO

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[officerlachlanarchive-blog]

Aw, c'mon, course we are! Just wanna make sure all your insides are stuck back together first, is all. Don't worry, I ain't goin' anywhere.

Hah, I know, I know I'm just eager. I suppose I'm just pretty damn excited for them. It's a kind of dance I've always wanted to learn.

[officerlachlanarchive-blog]

Ah, well that's good. Damn, ya patch up nice. Still, if ya need anything, I'm, well, kind of an old pro at gettin' the shit kicked outta me, so I've learned a few ways to make it sting a bit less afterwards, alright?

Yeah. Thankfully, good health, strong body and a great immune system are good ways to heal fast. I'll be sure to remember that, though~ We still gonna make good on those dance lessons? I've been dying to try and shrug off this horrible clumsiness of mine.

[officerlachlanarchive-blog]

Well, still ain't a dog, but closest thing ya can get to one an' still have it be a cat's probably a Maine Coon, actually. Great big fluffy twenty-or-so pound charmin' little battering rams they are, and clever as hell. Don't even mind bein' near water, either. Ah, anyway, 'nough about cats—ribs gettin' any better, there? Got some stuff that might help with the bruisin', anyway, if ya still need it.

Ah, Maine Coon cats are definitely great. They're certainly pretty, and those great bushy tails... <3

Actually, the pain's starting to dull a bit. It'll still be a while till they're fully healed, but it doesn't hurt to stretch or move around anymore, and the surface bruises are pretty much gone! Such a relief. Being all banged up is not fun.

[artzzombi]

Contest Prize Request 2: Noir Once-ler in his pink shades~

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I hope you like it! I frikken love noir~

[officerlachlanarchive-blog]

Ooh. Damn. Heard ya got the shit kicked outta ya but ya look worse'n I thought. Anyway, uh, ya can't very well swing-dance with broken ribs so . . . holdin' off on your lessons an' thought I'd come 'round with some tea or somethin' instead, hm? I mean obviously it ain't gonna magically heal ya but there aint' anythin' it doesn't make just a /bit/ better.

Heh, yeah, well. That's life, with a job like this. I suppose you can understand? Unfortunately, no. They'll take a while to heal, but they're already feeling a little less tender than they were this morning. Here's to hoping for a quick heal. I'm looking forward to those lessons, after all! And tea sounds wonderful! I think it can marginally fix any problem, at least temporarily.

[asofterthneedville]

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