#askoctandelivery

[askoctanjanitor]

“OH, OF COURSE NOT!” 2346 fought the urge to grin, very entertained. “JUST A LITTLE OUT OF IT. I WAS UNDER MAINTENANCE FOR A WHILE…I HAD TROUBLE STANDING UP FOR MYSELF.” The janitor turned away to snicker at his own joke, before turning back around and smiling politely. “HOW HAVE YOU BEEN DOING? BEEN WATCHING OUT FOR…7201?”

[customerservicebot-blog]

"OH ALRIGHT THEN. WELL, I'VE BEEN DOING OKAY. I ACTUALLY HAVEN'T SEEN 7201 IN A WHILE.. HE BARELY REMEMBERS ME.. APART FROM THAT, I'VE BEEN ATTENDING TO MP13. FINALLY GOT RID OF THE VIRUS HE HAD SO HOPEFULLY HE WONT WANT TO WORK UNTIL HE EXPLODES.. HAHA."

[customerservicebot-blog]

((Nightmare Before Christmas Crossover Picture Post :D

customerservicebot (me), askmultipurposebot, askoctandelivery, askexecutron3901 (both bots)))

[customerservicebot-blog]

Kidnap the Delivery Bot, lock him up real tight. Throw away the key and then turn off all the lights! First, we're going to set some bait inside a nasty trap and wait. When he comes sniffing we will snap the trap and close the gate. Wait! I've got a better plan to catch this blue delivery man! Let's pop him in a boiling pot, and when he's done we'll butter him up! Kidnap the Delivery Bot, throw him in a box. Bury him for ninety years, then see if he talks.

[customerservicebot-blog]

1980spacecop reblogged your photoset:((So this happened in the Skype chat a few days...

i require more fanart PLEASE

((OMG, OK))

[officer281362]

what do u mean its not canon

[ask8453and6093]

"GOOD MORNING, MAINTENANCE UNIT 6093-34521-827043. YOU ARE LOOKING VERY NICE TODAY. HOW DO YOU FEEL? BETTER?" They smiled happily, inspecting him.

6093 listened to the little delivery bot greet him. His voice sounded different…. His auditory circuits must have been upgraded as well. "GOOD MORNING, 1088. I FEEL…" He flexed his hands, getting used to the new connections in them. "…STRANGE. NOT BAD, THOUGH."

[ask8453and6093]

6093 woke up from standby mode and yawned. Wait, he wasn't able to yawn. His model didn't have that function. The maintenance bot looked down at his hands, and noticed they were smooth and cool -- None of the rough surfaces he got from work, and none of the warmth he got from overheating.

Rushing to the restroom on the floor, he finally saw himself in the mirror. And he was... He was like new again. His face plates were shining, his eyes glowing brighter, and his fans, usually whirling loudly and struggling to keep up, were humming quietly and efficiently. Even his processors were faster, as his thoughts came more quickly and without any trouble.

Who did this? How did it happen in such a short amount of time? Either way, it... Actually wasn't that bad.

[ask-octan-it]

…OOPS. *He looked down at the box of sparkles from 7201 that he was already holding in his hands.*THESE. ARE FROM PROTOTYPE THERAPIST UNIT 7201-57009-26498. HE WANTED YOU TO HAVE THESE SPARKLES. I GUESS YOUR PACKAGE WILL REPLACE THESE ONES.I WILL DELIVER THESE IMMEDIATELY. THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING OCTAN DELIVERY SERVICE. HAVE A NICE DAY!

OH, HOW NICE.

THOUGH I DO HOPE THAT 7201 DID NOT MAKE THESE SPARKLES BY THEMSELVES, AS THE ENTIRE REASON I SENT SPARKLES TO THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE WAS SO THEY DID NOT WASTE TOO MUCH ENERGY CREATING SPARKLES.