old snake x rynn is a thing again
this pleases me
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old snake x rynn is a thing again
this pleases me
askoldsnake is back omg
Good to hear that, I'm not the forgetting type either ~ I'm sure as hell not goin' senile yet. Don't worry about rushing those mission plans, Commander, you can count on me to be on call if you need me. Things are a bit weird if I'm honest. We've got a.... depressed robot. People keep turnin' up who I thought were long dead, some of 'em nice, some of them.... it's plain awkward. Hmmgh. Have yourself a, uh, good Tuesday. Your lieutenant sounds pretty feisty, heheh.
A depressed robot? Why, my boy, that's the worst thing there is! I got a bit of an old-timer's secret for you--it's what I tell all my rangers when they're feelin' a little blue. The world always looks a little brighter from on top of a lap! So, if you can handle it, git that scary robot up on top of them beautiful legs of yours and give it some good ole Snake-lovin'. Hopefully, that'll be enough to turn that robotic frown upside-down!
Robotic or not, I can't handle seein' tears.
And people returning from the dead? That sounds a whole heap of a lot like when I found out that my oldest friend, Bug, was actually a bug! It's a long story, but my rangers and I all thought that sonuvabitch was a regular Joe when he was blown to smithereens in space. Thank the dead god he turned out to be just fine and dandy--and an insect! Ain't that a surprise? I guess all I can say is plan some team-building activities to git rid of that awkwardness. Like trust falls! That'll warm y'all up to one another in no time.
My lieutenant's the deadgoddamn feistiest one there is. You mess with her and I can promise that you'll get a hearty glob of pico de gallo in that good eye of yours. But you're tough. I'm sure y'all will git along great.
So, uh.... how's the.... Starship Ranger-ing going?
Oh, hey! Why if it ain't my oldest friend--Snake! Things are goin' just fine, my dear. More than fine, actually. Tequila Taz Tuesday is tonight! My trusty lieutenant and lover, Taz, is doin' a bit of a pre-game, if you know what I mean... She's already threatened half the damn crew with her zapper and the night is still young, my friend!
How are things goin' down in your corner of the universe? I'm still layin' out plans for our mission, Ranger. I may be a bit past my prime, but I ain't the forgettin' type--you can count on that!