What would happen if Patience for to meet the rest of itchy’s family? Cause I love the idea of Patience being that kinda mom who tells her sons girlfriend all his most embarrassing stories growing up.
Aww that's a cute idea! I don't think Patience has met Itchy's family in the series yet, but he has told her about them. I have a feeling she and Ginger would really get along. They're both good-hearted, paternal types who like to garden, teach others, and take care of everyone around them.
Patience would probably ask Ginger to become a priestess for the Order of Love and Light. Even though Ginger would excel at this, she'd refuse because she's happy with her life in the Hollow and she wouldn't change a thing. Patience would love the kids. She'd think they're sweet, and she'd be impressed by how smart and mature Tomato is, considering what his father is like...
And yes, Patience would definitely share embarrassing stories about Itchy.
"He came to me in tears one day and told me he'd somehow gotten a cashew stuck in his nose. So I rushed the poor thing to the infirmary and the nurse not only found the cashew, but also a marble, a board game piece, and half of a pencil! No wonder he kept getting nosebleeds! Oh, and speaking of blood, you're going to love this! He once tried to weasel his way out of doing chores by spilling cranberry juice on his pants and claiming he was on his period!"
Cue Itchy trying to escape out the window while Patience regales his wife and kids about his cringy-ass childhood. Tomato would never let him hear the end of it.
Itchy grows old and gray and Tomato is still calling him "nut-brain" and saying shit like, "Mr. Itchy can't chop firewood today, Mom, he's on his period".
Patience doesn't share these stories to humiliate Itchy, she only shares them because she thinks they're adorable and funny. She's seen sides of itchy that no one else on Gaia has, not even Ginger or his kids, so the way she feels about him and perceives him is quite different than how most people do.
No matter how old he gets, she'll always see him as that dopey little kid stuffing things up his nose.
