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[filibusterfrog]

Poppet is adorable. Are there any character details you can share about them?

-shes actually a grown-ass cat, she just has dwarfism-her mum, Snuffkin, and siblings Monty and Bronty are regularly sized tabaxi. Her dad, Romeo, also has dwarfism and hes a tuxedo cat-

^ (romeo is an accountant)-She is a very bad wizard, and frequently gets distracted because of the bells on her staff

-its ok i love her anyway

[techmomma]

I’m starting to get the impression that Tolkien’s elves are, at their worst, like TB: they certainly act all haughty and superior, but in truth they still are people with all of the little flaws, vices, and “improper” behavior like the rest of us gremlins. Even in Middle-Earth’s history, elves are the elder race, though not by much, and certainly were not immune to making very bad decisions. They just live forever and don’t have an afterlife, just a continent-sized retirement home.

Oh they are very much like TB at their worst--and a few I would reckon even worse. I mean, look at Feanor and the Oath. “Fuck everyone, fuck the gods, fuck Morgoth (Sauron’s boss and OG Bad Guy), these jewels that I made that could possibly revive the holy trees that brought light to the world are for me and my family alone.” Feanor and his sons were the catalyst of the first instance of elves killing other elves. Because fuck you the pretty diamonds are ours.

Luthien’s father Thingol sent her human boyfriend on a seemingly impossible task so that they could never get married. 

Maeglin sold out his whole kingdom to Morgoth so that he could rule it and get the girl (who was his near cousin). (This ended up badly.) His dad probably forced a marriage with Maeglin’s mother and probably forced himself on her in other ways.

The elvenking (Thranduil) in the hobbit and the gatekeeper and guards get drunk as FUCK and party all night. Thranduil himself is...

Look he’s just TB. In one passage he basically says to thorin “HOW DARE YOU BE LOST IN MY WOODS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION.” 

[fisherrend]

askpenwright replied to your post: I have discovered Minecraft. brb forever i guess

How heavily modded? The Thaumcraft mod is awesome if you like playing a wizard.

I have not a single mod

I’ve just created an underground pool in a sauna style. I nearly drowned in the process.

[enecola]

First thing that came to mind is that Nahyuta looks normal, but is actually possessed by a literal legion of demons or other entities. They work fairly well with each other which is why no one has noticed thus far.

That’s a cool idea! However the cornerstones of the AU are

People with mythical names are their names.

Prosecutors are already extra enough and are normal people.

That being said, I really like your idea! That can be like... an alternate AU. Because who’s stopping us from making more? Nobody is who!!

[crayonurchin]

Headcanon: Adult Crayon would be a mix of humble and utterly pretentious. He never forgets what it was like to grow up in the streets and is kind and understanding to those with similar struggles and supports programs to help nurture the creativity of the underprivileged. For those who unfairly criticize his work, however, he shows no mercy. Also, never get into an artist suffering contest with him. You will lose horribly.

that’s not what I have planned, however it is a REALLY interesting divergence given it’s such an extreme difference 

The pretentious part I can really see. Getting sick of being overlooked for this that and the other and finally growing a spine to present himself. Getting defensive would be a great cover up for his fears of failure 

100% he’s in support of programs to help folks in bad situations, and in its own branch that does happen in the canon story, though it’s a lot less government or crowd funded and much more self funded

... This version of his adult self would wear a turtleneck unironically 

[fuukonomiko]

👊 …someone who hates my muse, so that her champions may be better vigilant for them.

She pulls out a list. “Let’s see...hmmm...Captain Cato Sicarius of the Ultramarines, oh yeah he’s not going anywhere. I’ve scarred him for life. The Imperial Inquisition...not shocked..especially that Inquisitor who called me an uncultured abomination Lady Aleanbh Ó Frighil...uhuh yeah I bet she got picked on in the playgrounds...hmmm. All the Loyalist Primarchs who know me hate me...All the Traitor Primarchs especially that one I used to serve. Well Lord Angron doesn’t hate me...nor does his equerry, or Lord Mortarion.. so that’s not too horrible...Huron Blackheart...oh wait no, he actually is quite a good man by Corsair standards and I like him in the most platonic way...all the Chaos Gods...” she threw the list in the air and incinerated it with her mind. “That’s a long list, Vico. I think we should just assume that most of them hate me...with the exception of a few...maybe we should just make a list of those.”

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[the-love-bug-queen]

“The more food, the better. Why waste a drop?”

( @askpenwright  | Also, yes, the Canterlot city image was not drawn by me, it was edited from an official screenshot of the show found on the wiki. Source is HERE )

[techmomma]

Not to derail the Tolkien train, but random thought for a Frozen AU: Momo as Hans. Gallant goofball hiding ruthless ambitions, even if he has to crush a few hearts in the process. Yay or nay?

Hans, who does all the same bad things, but with good intentions. Although I think some little glimmer of good would prevent him from letting Anna die. Maybe out of the way so he can kill Elsa and potentially save Arendelle because he 100% knows she’d get in his way, but I don’t think he’d have quite enough ruthlessness to let her die.