#askphantomganon

[ask-phantom-ganon]

Heh. I was made in your exact likeness. You only insult yourself. I know perfectly well what your analogy means, but the desert I referred to is your home. You knew perfectly well what I meant. Unless perhaps you don’t posses the intelligence you believe you do.

I must admit, it irritates me to have to keep beating a dead horse. Must I repeat my words till they sink in? Perhaps I should speak slower for you. Oases keep use of the natural benefits the desert has to offer. The protection it gives to any city is a boon. For what Hylian can truly stay within the desert for long. Any siege upon a town or fortress would be short. It also “forges” the gerudo to be the best warriors, as you have also admitted. Living in Hyrule would only allow weakness to overtake them. To live such a cushy life as a Hylian... well it seems you have already fallen prey to that temptation.

Yes the desert has been stripped, but that does not mean it cannot be replenished with the relic. It could even be turned into something completely new if so desired, but you are so intent on letting the gerudo homeland remain in such a state. It is only natural to question your direction. You are not even trying at this point.  Do you even have a plan anymore? You had one once. A passion fulled desire, but very well. Continue on this path. Make excuses. I suppose I will just have to continue on my own.

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Oh pooey– as the Phantom scolds him, Airin crawls under his fort. Because hiding totally means he's free of punishment. Once Phantom is finished though, he peeks his head back out.

" I'll put them back… but what if I made all those people forts too? They're extra warm inside! Like an igloo! "

Those you have stolen from need an apology. You will personally do so, is that understood? -I growl with frustration and close my eyes, massaging the bridge of my nose.-  I will not allow theft in this kingdom. Especially since it is so bountiful, as you have pointed out. As far as forts for all, I do believe it to be overkill in Hyrule itself. You only need return what you stole. 

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Fine. If he troubles us again, we will handle it. -I do not wait for a response, turning immediately and take my leave of you.-  

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" Well, I'm friends with the Wolfos, so I wouldn't mind it. " He gleams. " Blankets are bountiful, but if I have to. You're missing out on being super comfy though. "

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-I growl unamused.- Even if I wished to behave like a child, do you expect me to fit inside that? -I walk towards your fort, reaching a hand out to take it down, but stop myself with a sigh.- Either way, I have no need of this sort of comfort. -I step a couple paces back turning my head to you.- But I know some who do.

-I breath out and aim a serious look at you.- While others suffer, I refuse to play around. And it would not hurt for you to not take luxuries like this for granted. I would also ask that you return these to where you found them when you are done. The warmth of a blanket can be crucial to mortal creatures. I would rather not lose subjects to your strange need to make a nest in my quarters.

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You said the blights are only machinery and malice. Would they not also use the dead bodies of the champions? I feel like that was a rumor floating around. I mean look at them. They all have hair. There would have to be something organic inside them.

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Hmm... Even if the Zora princess and Rito warrior somehow gave their blight scales and feathers, it would not develop into hair. That seems more a manifestation of malice attempting to take its master's form. Besides. The champion's fought the blights before they died and they already had their full form then.

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What do you mean corpse?

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What exactly were you expecting me to be made of? -I scoff.- Slime and snails, or puppy dog tails? - I let out a long breath.- No... but perhaps corpse is a strong word.

I am alive. Yet, I am something more spectral. I was pulled directly from my creator's shadow itself. But, that is not all that is required to form what I am. There is a small bit of organic components also required. I have never been given privy to the knowledge of its origin, but it is there. Hence my... referral. -I give one last sigh of agitation before I leave you to ponder my answer.-

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Is that supposed to be your voice? It sounds robotic and strained.

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I am trying out recordings on a personal whim. And do remember, Hyrule is not exactly a hub of technology. Any recording made here is going to sound off. Though if you have picked up on any strain in my voice, well... you try speaking with the vocal cords of a corpse. You might find it much harder than you believe.

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He guides you to your room– which is now has a big blanket fort in it! None of your other items are touched. Not even your bed. Where did he get these other blankets from?

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-I follow silently behind and upon seeing your work, I fold my arms and shake my head.-

Just how many have you left to shiver in the cold, to pay for this monument of extravagance? Better put it back pup, or you will find yourself in the pens with the wolfos.