Have you chatted with the Plant Monster lately?
Well, yes, actually. If you could call me protecting our limited supply of fertilizer from the pilfering menace ‘chatting’.
This is all I managed to get from the creature, but at least he didn’t get anything of mine.
And you know what they say, “When life gives you lemons-”
“-Put those lemons to good use.” -Pryce and Carter 439.
And these “cuttings” finally give me a use for these mugs we can’t drink out of. Stick them in a sponge and monster bits can liven up any room, as long as you incinerate them before they start to move on their own.
Minkowski out.












