#askrespawnturbo

[velversus]

Hey you, chick who fell through my roof, th'hell are these shippin' charts? I love 'em!

Only the most delightful form of entertainment you’re ever going to find. Volume started them.

Sorry, I was trying to make one for you too but it ended up like this:

[so-turbo-tastic-archive]

Hey! The hell, I'm not chicken, okay. I c-can have all the adventure a-anyone would need right here! And I h-have. ... but I can't tell you. It w-would blow your mind, trust me. This is for your own mental safety.

Believe me, kid, there are much better things outside of this arcade than there are inside of it. Hell, this place is barely a scratch on the surface.

But it sounds to me like someone’s been doing an awful lot of nothing.

[so-turbo-tastic-archive]

PFF, no y-you don't dude, your just a lame-o with no l-life.

Well you’d be surprised. There are places beyond this arcade, ya know. Or are you too chicken to go anywhere?

In any event, what’ve you been up to. Clearly your life must be all action if you’re calling me out.

[so-turbo-tastic-archive]

Hey, Shakespeare, w-where ya b-been? Haven't seen you a-around much lately, you a-aren't work in to h-hard on your porn n-now, are ya?

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I’ve been around, just not here. I do have other, and occasionally better, places to be, you know.

[so-turbo-tastic-archive]

ask-respawn-turbo replied to your post: Somehow it’s only just occurred to me. I’m not...

Mod, Shakespeare, y-you are seriously lame.

In comparison to who, exactly? Not to you, obviously.

[so-turbo-tastic-archive]

No, I don't. Th-that chick stalks me, d-defaces my p-personal property and th-then said she wanted to eat me! I'm n-not that bad! And I heard because you weren't being v-very quiet.

But ya are that bad. An’ it ain’t really my problem if she wants t’eat you, so long as she leaves me alone in th’ process.

‘M not that loud, someone was clearly just listenin’.