#askrickanddave

[lilac-esper]

pyralis-girl

ask-rick-and-dave

ultimategalactic

"I certainly hope these aren't more 'accidental visits'." he huffed. "But, anyway: Hello and welcome to the Johto Pokemon League~" he bowed.

[splendidbadge]

Darn. The trial's tomorrow. I guess I will have to ask *shudders* Apollo Justice.

[Oh no! He couldn’t let this client slip through his fingers! Not again!]Thing is, I can’t take the defense’s stand as Larry Butz. Life is soooo mean.

[splendidbadge]

:( So, you won't help me?

“Give me a day to find a way to return to my normal body and I will certainly help you.”

[splendidbadge]

O. :( Wait. If Maggey Burd could help you remember how to be a lawyer, surely I could turn you into someone with an IQ of at least 50! Then you could help me!

Are you being serious? I hardly believe you’d want to shrink my IQ, which is not possible anyways.

What a foolishly pitiful fool you are, believing I would make an effort and help you.I… I’m sorry. I couldn’t withhold it.

[splendidbadge]

Oh hai. I am suspected for stealing sunglasses. Help.

[Was this true?! He’d been looking for clients for ages and then, after that ridiculous grey face had turned him into this idiot of idiots, someone requested his services?!]I would love to, it’s just—I’m currently not in the condition to defend someone.