#asks for good

[good-bad-neutral]

So I got this ad that y’all needed a new maid online. To keep a mansion clean?

But this is a warehouse..>.>

Seems legit, when do I start?

*Both Neutral and Bad turn to offer Good an accusatory glare*

"A maid? Really?"

"A BUNNY maid! Eeeh? Eeeeeeh?!"

"you exposed our very top secret hideout because...what, you were horny?!"

*Bad face palms*

"Oh ok, so it's fine when you hire someone to clean up after you, but when I do it, it's bad?!"

"I'M NOT TRYING TO FUCK THE INTERN!"

"hon, come with me, they'll be like this for a while, lemme show you where the cleaning stuff is-"

*leads the new maid away whilst Good and Neutral continue bickering*

[good-bad-neutral]

*from somewhere in the back of the warehouse.* “weird really random totally hypothetical question. Are there any animatronic stuffs in this area? Old diners, museums or somethin’… If so how do we feel about theft? If good how do we feel about animatronics?”

*Long pause*

“Hey what would happen if I got Bad a furby?”

"The animatronics get a little cooky at night..."

"Great, now you've set him off"

"wAs ThAt ThE bItE oF '87?!"

*Rubbing the migraine out from behind his eyes*

"SKREEEEEE-"

*Bad in the Background waggling a skinned Furby at Anon*

"I fucking hate it here..."

[good-bad-neutral]

Good afternoon, boys and girls! And welcome to The Warehouse! You're one stop shop for all things Good, Bad and Neutral.

This blog is dedicated to the writing and content relating to my series The Good, The Bad, and The Neutral, and as such, is very much an 18+ rated blog, containing drug use, violence, and themes of a sexually taboo nature.

Everything written or depicted in this blog is done so under a strictly fantasy based form of expression, and is not to be replicated or attempted by any individual or group. I am not liable nor responsible for the content you view, so viewer discretion is advised.

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[good-bad-neutral]

*groggily and grumpy* “I’m doing a coffee run… what does everyone want.”

-intern

"Caramel latte with 1 brown sugar please and thank you!"

"stop by the pharmacy too, I'll have a red bull and some painkillers."

*Takes an empty kettle and hands it to intern*

[good-bad-neutral]

Waaaaaait can i get a hug from everyone? 🥺 👉🏻👈🏻

-peaches

"GET OUTTA HERE PEACHES, YOU STILL NEED TO REORGANISE MY GOD DAMN FILES!"

"c'mere, chick, me and Bad will give you a big warm group hug"

*Bad simply nods, before making hand gestures suggestive of him crushing her*

[good-bad-neutral]

What’s everyone favorite crime to commit?

What’s everyones favorite crime to punish?

"I mean i do love uh..."gardening", so I guess Cultivation of Class B substances?"

"the only crime about that is how bad it makes the fucking warehouse smell. A proper crime would be what I do, which is voyerusim and blackmail"

"so you're criminally creepy? That's kinda lame if I'm being honest"

"shut up. Anyway, Bad is obviously partial to violent crimes..."

*Bad Nods enthusiastically*

"In regards to punishment, I like giving people a taste of their own medicine. Literally. Creeps who spike other people's drinks with nasty shit get acid attacked...meaning I throw enough liquid LSD in their eyes to make them see Gods baby pictures of Christ"

"I mean bad people get what's coming to them. The truth comes out eventually. If that truth is illegally obtained and leaked online, at least the justice system can't fuck around and cover things up".

"See? That sounds way cooler than what you originally said. As for Bad? Well I mean...he'll be nasty to anyone, me and Newt just sorta...put him on rails a little bit, isn't that right bud?"

*Bad once again nods enthusiastically*

[good-bad-neutral]

Favorite movies or anything on your to watch lists?? :3

"honestly I don't really have a favourite of anything, but I really really like American Ultra. Outside of it being a really well made action movie, it's got a lovely story that brings tears to my eyes every time."

"Who Framed Roger Rabbit is a Noir inspired feat of animation genius. Using old school paper and pen animation techniques, and being one of the few movies to use licensed characters from both Disney and Warner Brothers appearing side by side, including the first ever time Micky Mouse shared a scene with Bugs bunny."

*Holds up copies of Kill Bill volumes 1 and 2*