#intern asks

[good-bad-neutral]

BAD YOU STARTED TAXIDERMY?! Can I see? That’s amazing!! You’re so talented!! Did I ever show you all the bugs I have pinned??

-intern

*Bad takes intern by the hand and leads her into his room excitedly, revealing a menagerie of various small predatory animals posed in various expressive forms. A Fox runway model. A gathering of Lynx as a musical quartet. A Mongoose and a Weasel posed as a pianist and ballroom singer. He then points to a barely conscious human male, strung up by his wrists from chains hanging against the wall next to a clown costume*

[good-bad-neutral]

*groggily and grumpy* “I’m doing a coffee run… what does everyone want.”

-intern

"Caramel latte with 1 brown sugar please and thank you!"

"stop by the pharmacy too, I'll have a red bull and some painkillers."

*Takes an empty kettle and hands it to intern*

[good-bad-neutral]

*Blasting Magical cure! Love shot by Hatsune Miku* who’s jamming?

-Intern

Good jamming out to:

Neutral Jamming out to:

Bad Jamming out to:

[asktheinterns]

HI TIRZAH :] what's your favourite band?

you can tust her.

[asktheinterns]

hey there you two, do you guys have any friends at your job?

alwyne belongs to @gordonfreemanreal and bluey belongs to @mickmundane!

[your-local-underpaid-intern]

Come celebrate Ren and Cas's union, and also newly acquired tax benefits!

Sep. 26th, our living room

There will not be dancing but we do have dubiously stale and maybe expired grocery store cake

-R&C

shit i didnt see this untill now

[your-local-underpaid-intern]

quite literally yells like how told to

what

[your-local-underpaid-intern]

Hi there!

This is Mattjö, I’m the institute’s new IT guy! It seems your recent searches for. Uh. “6,500 pounds of concrete central London” have triggered a security response from the system. Your computer has likely shut down since, but I can come right around to fix it!

And I won’t even ask any questions!

Mattjö

@printer-mob

oh uh yeah perfect. could you uh. do that