#asks rp

[yeahitsratthew]

Why are your ears so long? Are you part rabbit? Rat ears are usually short and round.

Anon, I don’t know. I didn’t create my own ears.

[drbaileyhart]

The lesbian drama is resolved. Somewhat.

I've killed two birds with one stone, are you still available to get plastered together? I need it more than ever.

- (@winchester-anabelle)

Sure! :)

[drbaileyhart]

js found out my brother calls you a bee person now. so sorry. that was meant to be an analogy that lasted for like 3 seconds

-@youllnevercatchmi (andrios’ sibling)

HAHAH

Its okay! Truly! I love how he's figuring out a way to understand. Andy's so sweet about it! I love the bee analogy anyway soo :))

[drbaileyhart]

Hey I just wanted to thank you for taking care of me while I was in the hospital. Also as a follow up would you like to go wedding dress shopping with me? I’m not getting married I just really want a wedding dress.

-Ms. Everheart, HR staff

Oh hey! No problem :))

And yes!!! I would love to go with you!!

[drbaileyhart]

...Do you know why people keep calling me gay? Sure, I said that women are pretty once or twice.. or maybe a bit more.. but that's objective, right? Can you test me for lesbianism?

-@marthameredithmasters

Ma'am, this is an Arby's. /j

Seriously, though, if you're questioning it, then you probably are. I was questioning this shit at thirteen y/o. I was told it was a phase, yet here I am. I've never considered heterosexuality once.

Plus, I may be queer as fuck, and I may be a psychologist, but I can't test you for lesbianism. That's... not how it works.

...have you heard of the "am I gay" quizzes?

Let me know if you need anything

(Bailey's laughing their ass off behind their phone, but is honored that she came to them.)

[wintersovereign]

This blog enjoys roleplaying via ask so anon or not, Elsa is always ready to answer your messages.

[xen-void]

Ello- *gets shot* OH IMA DIE-

OMG ARE YOU OK?

*she grabs a medic*